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Nintendo Download: Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition


Also, Bayonetta and Corrin in Smash
Feb 04
// Chris Carter
The Wii U is getting a few gems today, one of which takes the form of DLC. As far as full releases go, Shutshimi and Resident Evil Wii Edition are in, as are FreezeMe and Peg Solitaire. Super Smash Bros. i...
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RE4 on Wii U

Resident Evil 4 hits Wii U in North America this week


A re-release of the stellar Wii Edition
Feb 01
// Jordan Devore
How many ports does Resident Evil 4 warrant? All of them. Forever. Those of us in North America will have another chance to nab the best-playing version, Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition, when it comes to the Wii U eShop this Thursday, February 4. I'm not sure what took so long, as European players have had it since last October. Weird.
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Final Fantasy Explorers


Also, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Jan 28
// Chris Carter
If you're a Final Fantasy fan you're in luck this week. The Wii U is kicking things off with Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA VC), as well as Shadow Puppeteer, Joe's Diner, Level 22, and LEGO Marvel's Avengers,&nb...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam


Also, Minecraft Story Mode
Jan 21
// Chris Carter
After weeks of dry spells other than some gem Virtual Console releases, it's finally time for a rocking Nintendo Download! On Wii U, fans are getting Minecraft: Story Mode Episode 1, which is a nice change of pace from Ninten...

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Minecraft

Minecraft: Story Mode wanders to Wii U this Thursday


Just the first episode to start
Jan 18
// Jordan Devore
Four episodes down, one to go. That's if, like Darren, you're playing Minecraft: Story Mode on something other than Wii U. For that port, you'll have to wait a few more days. The first episode, The Order of the Stone, release...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Metroid: Zero Mission


Also, Space Hulk
Jan 14
// Chris Carter
Surprise! There isn't a whole lot today, yet again. It's a trend! Maybe Nintendo is saving all its love for the NX? On Wii U we have Metroid: Zero Mission on the Virtual Console (GBA), as well as Near Earth Objects, Spac...
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What in the hell

Eat trash as a bear in Wii U exclusive Epic Dumpster Bear


Because video games
Jan 11
// Jed Whitaker
I've covered weird Wii U eShop exclusives before, but Epic Dumpster Bear might be the most out there. Inspired by 16-bit platforming classics, you'll be playing as a bear who eats food out of dumpsters because an evil c...
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Nintendo Download:

Nintendo Download: Wild Gunman


Also, Bayou Billy
Jan 07
// Chris Carter
Nintendo isn't really picking up steam after a number of meh weeks on the eShop, as the Wii U is only getting a few Virtual Console games today -- Hogan's Alley, Wild Gunman, and The Adventures of Bayou Billy. Billy is p...
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Molly Maggot

Nintendo Download: Molly Maggot


Also, 1080 Snowboarding
Dec 31
// Chris Carter
I try to stay positive during these roundups, but outside of one new game (Molly Maggot on Wii U), this week is absolutely abysmal. On Wii U there's the aforementioned new indie, following by 1080 Snowboarding on Vi...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Super Mario Galaxy


Also, Puzzle & Dragons DLC
Dec 24
// Chris Carter
It's not a big week for Nintendo platforms, as everything is old. The original Mario Galaxy is coming to the Wii U, and Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. Edition is getting a free update on 3DS. The latter will bring more characters into the fray, on top of a score attack element. That's basically it.
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Cloud in Super Smash Bros.!


Also, Minecraft Wii U
Dec 17
// Chris Carter
It's not a bad week for Nintendo systems, as Cloud's appearance in Super Smash Bros. (and his Midgar stage) highlight the Wii U and 3DS offerings. Also on Wii U is Minecraft: Wii U Edition (sadly without GamePad inv...
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Super Mario Galaxy

The ESRB has rated Super Mario Galaxy for Wii U


To be released on the eShop?
Dec 14
// Joe Parlock
If an ESRB rating found by Nintendo Life is to be believed, it looks like Super Mario Galaxy is coming to the Wii U. Don't get too excited, because it's more than likely that this won’t be a remake or an HD remastering....
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Fast Racing Neo, Devil's Third NOA snub


Also, SteamWorld Heist
Dec 10
// Chris Carter
It's been a while, but this Nintendo Download week is most definitely highlighted by a few major third-party eShop releases. The Wii U headliner is Fast Racing Neo, which I highly recommend to any Wipeout or F-Zero fans ...
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Zack and Wiki

Zack and Wiki just found its way onto the UK Wii U eShop


Easily one of the best Wii games
Dec 03
// Laura Kate Dale
Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure is one of the true forgotten gems on the Wii. A point and click puzzle adventure game, it focused on using the motion controls the console was based around in really intelligent way...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Xenoblade Chronicles X


Also, Pokemon Picross
Dec 03
// Chris Carter
Both systems are getting big-time releases this week, with the Wii U kicking things off with Xenoblade Chronicles X tomorrow. Also, Trauma Team Wii is coming back from the dead, alongside of Kung Fu Panda: Show...
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Monster Hunter X

Monster Hunter X has outsold Monster Hunter 4G in less than a week on the Japanese eShop


That's a lot of monsters being hunted
Dec 01
// Joe Parlock
Japan likes Monster Hunter. It likes Monster Hunter a lot. The series sometimes doesn’t get the love it deserves in the West, but in Japan it’s a bona fide gaming phenomenon. Japan likes Monster Hunter so much that Monster Hunter X, which only came out a few days ago, has already outsold last year’s Monster Hunter 4G on the Nintendo eShop.
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Cyber Deals


Also, Konami Krazy Racers
Nov 26
// Chris Carter
Well, this is an awkward digital Thanksgiving dinner. Nintendo sent over the main courses for the available 3DS and Wii U eShop downloads today, and they're rather paltry. Wii U will see Konami Krazy Racers and Cutie Pet...
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Nintendo deals

Nintendo's big 3DS and Wii U eShop sale is up


Now I just need storage
Nov 25
// Jordan Devore
Y'all ready for some cyber deals? Nintendo kicked off its big eShop sale on Wii U and 3DS titles today with discounts up to 50 percent off. Wii U The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD ($34.99) Pikmin 3 ($38.99) Captain Toad...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Typoman


Also, Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash
Nov 19
// Chris Carter
It's a relatively big week for the Wii U eShop, but both of the heavy-hitters haven't reviewed well here at Destructoid. You have Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, and Typoman, the latter of which saw numerous delays in the past. Al...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Nintendo Badge Arcade


Also, Stella Glow
Nov 12
// Chris Carter
This is a pleasant surprise -- the 3DS just got the Nintendo Badge Arcade app, which allows you to play a crane game to obtain icons, which you can customize your home screen with. Also on 3DS is Horse Life 4, as well as...
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Nintendo Download:

Nintendo Download: Yo-Kai Watch


Also, Electronic Super Joy
Nov 05
// Chris Carter
Finally! After two years, Yo-Kai Watch is arriving outside of Japan. It'll be available tomorrow on the 3DS eShop, and it's pretty great. You can also watch the show on YouTube for free starting this week. The rest of th...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Human Resource Machine


Also, a Tri Force Heroes demo
Oct 29
// Chris Carter
It's a relatively low tide for the eShop platform this time around. On the Wii U you'll find Human Resource Machine, Octodad: Dadliest Catch, PictoParty, and Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town. I haven't tried th...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes


Also, Fatal Frame
Oct 22
// Chris Carter
It's another big week for Nintendo platforms, as a new Fatal Frame game is arriving as a Wii U eShop exclusive. Additionally, you'll find Just Dance 2016, Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts, Ascent of Kings, Color Bombs, Cutie Pets ...
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Sexy bucks for furries

Get nude humanoid deer as stamps for Wii U this week


Cute Pets Pick Berries and I get aroused
Oct 20
// Jed Whitaker
This Thursday, the game with the greatest Miiverse stamps of all time launches on the Wii U. Cutie Pets Pick Berries is an E-rated puzzle game that has hunky humanoid deer -- officially known as Mandeer -- matching berries while smiling intensely. I'm seriously considering buying this game for these stamps. Just look at them:
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Dragon Ball Z: Extreme Butoden


Also, Yoshi's Woolly World
Oct 15
// Chris Carter
After a string of okay Nintendo Download weeks, this one is really great. On Wii U we have Yoshi's Woolly World hitting tomorrow, as well as Final Fight One, Momonga Pinball Adventures, Ninja Strike: Dangerous Dash, and ...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash


Also, Pocky & Rocky With Becky
Oct 08
// Chris Carter
The Wii U side of things is decidedly low key today, with Race the Sun, Whispering Willows, and Perpetual Blast showing up on the eShop. There is a great GBA addition in the form of Pocky & Rocky With Becky, whi...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Freedom Planet


Also, Smash Bros. DLC
Oct 01
// Chris Carter
At last -- Freedom Planet is hitting the Wii U after multiple last-minute delays! If you happened to get the demo during the Nindies@Home promotion you'll get 15% off the full game. Also on Wii U is that last bit of Smas...

Review: Hold Your Fire: A Game About Responsibility

Sep 27 // Jonathan Holmes
Hold Your Fire: A Game About Responsibility (Wii U)Developer: Alkterios GamesPublisher: Alkterios GamesReleased: September 24, 2015MSRP: $1.99 Hold Your Fire's central hook won't be a surprise to most of you. It's right there in the title. Still, the concept itself is sort of interesting. It's a top-down shmup where every spacecraft you encounter could be an enemy, or it might be an innocent passer by. You can't tell until they fire at you first. If you shoot a non-enemy ship, you die instantly. If you let an enemy ship pass you by, you die instantly. If you get shot by an enemy ship, you die instantly. This puts you in a pretty tense position. That tension, along with the amusing text-based dialog and the surprisingly interesting musical score, are the three reasons why I played the game for as long as I did... which was for about 25 minutes. It took maybe five minutes of trial and error to get the hang of how to take out enemy ships. After I had that figured out, it was time for a 20-minute run of pure repetition and absolutely no new ideas. Ships appear at the top of the screen and move straight to the bottom of the screen. Sometimes they fire at you, also straight down. If they fire at you, you should move in front of it after it fires and shoot it. That's it. That the entire game as far as I can tell. If something else happens after twenty minutes of that, then I'll be happy to amend this review, but the game has given me no indication that it ever changes things up. There is a score counter and a death counter (which stopped working once I hit 4/9 deaths), but other than that, it lacks any sense of progression past its first wave or two of enemies.  The success of Canabalt and Flappy Bird may have convinced some lot of game developers that a simple, one-note game design can lead to an acceptable product. That may be true for other games, but in this case, it didn't work out at all. Adding any level of variation to the enemy patterns, bullet patterns, or literally any other potentially fulfilling dynamic to the design could have led to this game being worth a buck, maybe two, but that's not what the developers at Alkterios Games did here, for reasons that only they likely understand. What if a fast food restaurant sold you a new $2 hamburger called "Hold the Fat: A Burger About Eating Responsibly" that was packaged in a regular fast food hamburger box, but when you opened the box, all you got was a small, one-sided, badly drawn picture of a hamburger? That would be funny for exactly as long as it would take for you to realize that you stomach is still empty and you're $2 poorer for having experienced the "joke." This is the game equivalent of that so-called burger. It's nearly impossible to recommend.  [Addendum: I had a hunch that it was impossible that a developer would include this little content in a game for sale on the Wii U eShop, and I'm happy to say that it looks like my hunch was right. It's come to light that issues with my external hard drive may have resulted in me missing out on a large portion of the game. We're looking into the issue as we speak, and hope to have the review amended accordingly soon. In the meantime, do not take this review and review score as a full reflection of what Hold Your Fire has to offer.]
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Hold your purchase
Back when the Nintendo Entertainment System first launched, console games had developed a reputation for being "landmine purchases," meaning that they look safe until you touch them and they blow up in your face. E.T. fo...

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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer


Also, Extreme Exorcism
Sep 24
// Chris Carter
The 3DS is taking the center stage this week, but the Wii U has a few releases to tide you over. First up is Extreme Exorcism, as well as Starwhal, The Ignition Factor, Hold Your Fire: A Game About Responsibility, Beatbuddy, ...
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Free Shovel Knight DLC


Also, Skylanders
Sep 17
// Chris Carter
We already have a heads-up on what's going down this week on the Wii U and 3DS eShop, and the headliner is easily the free Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows update. This expansion will be integrated into the game by way o...

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