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Lots of games are morally bankrupt, we get it
Now move on, already
4:00 PM on 03.19.2015
Videogames don't let me think about the awful things I do in them
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The secret origin story of Super Mario Bros. finally revealed
Or, the final episode of Mario Warfare
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Farts 'N' Crafts: Watch Dogs Vs. Mortal Kombat Vs. Garfield
This is an extra weird one
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Study ties game-related aggression to 'incompetence,' not violent content
Well, I am bald and important
8:00 PM on 04.08.2014
Anti-game senator Leland Yee arrested on fraud, gun trafficking charges
3:30 PM on 03.27.2014
Wario gives Peach a beatdown in the latest Mario Warfare
1:00 AM on 03.26.2014
Mario Warfare shows that Princess Peach can kick your ass
Episode 4, 5, and 6!
10:30 AM on 12.20.2013
Game Debate to the Death! Favorite GTA game?
Grab a cup of hot coffee and join the debate!
9:45 PM on 09.10.2013
Shinobi clash! Ryu Hayabusa vs. Strider Hiryu
The least stealthy ninjas of all time cross blades
2:00 AM on 08.16.2013
Donkey Kong joins the fight in Mario Warfare episode 3
Oh, and Luigi's balls are still crushed
3:00 AM on 07.16.2013
Rhymedown Spectacular: Games, Games, Everywhere
The brains behind Jimquisition and Zero Punctuation get lyrical
1:00 PM on 07.03.2013
Who would win: Shao Kahn or M. Bison?
Closest thing to Mortal Kombat X Street Fighter we'll ever get
7:30 PM on 06.28.2013
John Stossel wins the violent videogames argument
Fox News host uses this funny thing called 'logic'
9:00 AM on 06.22.2013
Pac-Man, the cocky, pinstripe suit-wearing noir hero
Cock of the walk
6:00 PM on 05.25.2013
Ex-GTA producer won't make another ultra-violent game
Jeremy Pope happier making games that focus on player interaction
6:00 PM on 05.20.2013