Hilary P. Helghast returns with the sexiest review for a beanbag you ever did see. This is the Sumo Titan beanbag chair, made by a company geared toward crafting furniture for layabout gamers such as yourself.
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I've been playing L.A. Noire all week in preparation for tomorrow's review. I can't talk about the game yet (sorry, I can't even blink once for yes and twice for no) but I can talk about some of the absurd swag I got.
Destructoid was very fortunate to get hold of theKillzone 3: Helghast Edition before tomorrow's launch date. We did what any responsible company would do with such a hot exclusive opportunity -- film something utterly stupid with it!
Please note that this is the Limited Helghast Edition, originally designed for promo purposes. The version available in stores will sport different packages and the eyes on the Helghast helmet will not light up as they do here. Otherwise, all the content remains the same, and it's all pretty hot. At least, if you're as big a fan as I am.
Enjoy the video (and yes I did say Killzone 2 accidentally at the beginning) and check out our review!
On today's Swagtacular, I get to do my very first special edition unboxing! I've never gotten to do one of these before, so this was a lot of fun. Of course, since I can't ever do anything properly, things go a bit ... spicy ... towards the end.
In fact ... I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. In this episode, I ruined videogames for everybody.
What's that you say? Swagtacular only gets rubbish like 3D glasses and bottles of water? I refute your claims, sir. I refute it thus!
Valve sent along a box o' swag, including these lovely littleLeft 4 Dead plushies. I take a peek at the qualities of the Boomer, the Hunter and the Tank, and we all have a good laugh along the way. I should have some more cool Valve stuff to show off for the next installment too, so stay tuned.
Also, thanks to you all for being so receptive to this video series. It's actually gotten more popular than the Jimquisition, and I really appreciate it. We have more really cool swag planned for the New Year that I can't wait to show off, and might even do a few giveaways now and then, so keep watching!
Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon has at least one lovely member of our staff feeling pretty hot in the pants department, but D3 Publisher decided to fire up the loins of yours truly as well. Yes, it's an Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon calender, full of delightfully objectifying images.
If you like EDF, and you love the human mammary gland, then this is most definitely the video for you!