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Public Access Destructoid rolls deep with Derby Girls

I sure do love rolling, and these roller girls really know how to jam! After playing Jam City Roller Girls on the Wii I was so taken back by their graceful moves that I decide to pay a visit to a local Roller Derby Show.  You kno...

 
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Live show: Mash Tactics plays 3D Dot Game Heros

We picked up a game recently and from what I have seen, I am very impressed. 3D Dot Game Heros is the love child of MineCraft and Zelda (D'aww, what a cute couple >.<). We are jumping into this title now on Justin.Tv. ...Why are you s...

 
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Live show: Mash Tactics plays Mortal Kombat

Who's excited to rip out spines? I know I am. Wow, Mortal Kombat, this brings back some great memories from my childhood. We will be playing Mortal Kombat 9 today on Mash Tactics at 4PM PST. Come hang out with us as we bust heads and recap ...

 
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Live show: Mash Tactics plays community picks

Today is Monday, which means you can bend us to your will... you sick, sick people. Being our only show of the week, we will play whatever games you guys ask for. Will it be more Kirby with King Fluffer, or are you guys feeling Red Dead Red...

 
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Live show: Mash Tactics is back with community picks

Hang out with Destructoid Chill Bros on Justin.tv/Destructoid every weekday at 4PM Pacific. Check out Venom, Carnage, and Pico's wild videos that happen live everyday from the Destructoid headquarters in San Francisco, CA. Do you want a cha...

 
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Live show: Chill Bros play Conduit 2 pre-release @ 3PST

We have very exciting news! Destructoid Chill Bros have the exclusive pre-release, two months early for Conduit 2, one of Destructoid's most anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii in 2011. We will be playing the game live with SEGA and the ...

 
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Live Show: Dtoid Chill Bros rap festival for the kids

Remember, our Nintendo 3DS contest is still going on!  Follow our channel for a chance to win. Yo, what up chill bros? Today we are gonna get crunk and rap it up like we don't want another baby. On this special edition of Destructoid C...

 
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Live Show: Dtoid Chill Bros Vs Jam City RollerGirls

Update: Check out our archives on JTV for the show.  It was ridiculous. There are three rollergirls at Destructoid HQ right now, live on our show. This is really happening. Today the crew will be getting rowdy with some tough-as-nails ...

 
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Live show: Chill Bros vs Super Street Fighter IV

Today on a special edition of Destructoid Chill Bros, we will be playing Super Street Fighter IV. What makes it so special? Neidel Crisan (Haunts) and Jared Rea from IPlayWinner will be joining the Chill Bros as we hang out and learn so...

 
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Destructoid & IPlayWinner playing Super Street Fighter IV

Have you ever wanted to get Super Street Fighter IV advice from pros? How about take part in online tournaments for prizes? Well make sure to tune in tomorrow to get this and more, all while chilling with your favorite Chill Bros. on the Ju...

 
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Live show: Dtoid Chill Bros vs. Spare Parts

Today on Destructoid Chill Bros we play around with our Spare Parts. Join your friends Venom and Carnage as they become robots in this Co-op adventure. This game from EA is fun and a great game to play with a friend, it also has voice actin...

 
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Live show: Chill Bros play Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Join Venom, Carnage, and Pico today on Justin.tv/destructoid as we swing on into Condemned 2: Bloodshot on the Xbox 360. Join in on this slasher horror as we try our best to entertain you. Don't be scared. Follow us to win stuff! We go live...

 
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Live show: Chill Bros play LittleBigPlanet 2

Join Venom, Carnage, and Pico today on Justin.tv/destructoid as we swing on into LittleBigPlanet 2 on the PlayStation 3. Hop on over to see the new features such as mountable bunny rabbits and grappling hooks. If you have this new release...

 
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Live show: Chill Bros play LittleBigPlanet 2

Join Venom, Carnage, and Pico today on Justin.tv/destructoid as we swing on into LittleBigPlanet 2 on the PlayStation 3. Hop on over to see the new features such as mountable bunny rabbits and grappling hooks. If you have this new release, ...

 
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Live show: Chill Bros are giving away Raskulls codes

Join Venom, Carnage, and Pico today on Justin.tv/destructoid as we give away more Raskulls codes. Rumor has it that this game has Mr. Destructoid as an unlockable character in it.  That's just weird. Follow us to win stuff! We go live ...

 
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Dtoid Live: Playing Bayonetta

Holy boobs and butt, fapman!!! Today we take on the role of titular heroine Bayonetta, a seductive witch with an English accent who destroys angels for a living. She uses hair attacks, she's hot, and it's a SEGA game Jim Sterling gave a go...

 
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Dtoid Live: Lucha Libre: Heroes Del Ring

Today on Destructoid Live we take to the ruff and tumble world of Mexican wrestling and play Lucha Libre: Heroes Del Ring. Yes, Jon Carnage Asada, Pico De Gallo and El VENOM will be doing battle with all the rudos and tecnicos this game has...

 
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DTOID LIVE: DC UNIVERSE ONLINE

We love this game so we are playing it again. DC Universe Online on Destructoid Live. Your favorite stream theory heroes Venom, Carnage and Pico the Mouse will be jumping headfirst into this highly anticipated MMO. So strap your cape, util...

 
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Dtoid Live: DC Universe Online

Yes! It's finally here and we get to play it. DC Universe Online on Destructoid Live. Your favorite stream theory heroes Venom and Carnage will be jumping headfirst into this highly anticipated MMO. So strap your cape, utility belt, or gart...

 
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Destructoid Live: Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes

Sneak onto Justin.Tv/Destructoid as we kick off today's stream with PlayStation 3's, Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes. Today Venom, Carnage, and Pico will be streaming this action-adventure game live from the Destructoid headquarters in San F...

 
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Destructoid Live: Donkey Kong Returns

Hang out with Venom, Carnage, and Pico live from the Destructoid headquarters today at 4PM Pacific on Justin.Tv/Destructoid as we swing into Donkey Kong Returns for the Nintendo Wii. We get down to serious monkey business as we seek out the...

 
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Destructoid Live: Cho Aniki

Today on Destructoid Live we will be flexing our skills with the wacky PlayStation 3 game Cho Aniki. Join Venom, Carnage, and Pico as we square off in this competition of bulk and skill. Destructoid Live streams daily on Justin.Tv/Destructo...

 
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Destructoid Live: DC Universe Online closing ceremonies

Yesterday was a big hit. We gave away a hundred beta codes for DC Universe Online on the PlayStation 3 and PC. Today is the last day of the DC Universe Online beta and we are going to go out with a bang as we participate in the closing cere...

 
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Destructoid Live: DC Universe playthrough plus giveaway!

Yes, if you couldn't tell we're pushing DC Universe Online pretty hard today, but for good reason! The beta ends tomorrow  and we have a bunch of beta codes to give out. So on today's episode of Destructoid Live, we will be playing thr...

 
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Destructoid Live: Aliens vs. Predators

Today on the very first Destructoid Live of a new century, Carnage and I play Aliens vs. Pedobear. Wait, that's not right. Sorry I mean Aliens vs. Predators. The not-so-well-received game was considered a miss, but we attempt to debunk that...

 
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Dtoid Live: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Join us today on The Chill Bros on Justin.tv/Destructoid at 4PM Pacific as we sneak through Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Today, the regular trio of Venom, Carnage, and Pico will be stabbing dudes with stealthy skill on the PlayStation 3, ...

 
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Destructoid Live: Mafia II

Today on Dtoid Live we make it classy with Mafia II, the most profanity laced videogame ever. Released by 2K Games in August, Mafia II takes the players to the 1940's to relive those crazy times when men wore suits and women made spaghetti....

 
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Dtoid Live: More Raskulls, now with more Mr. Destructoid!

Destructoid Live is playing Raskulls all over again today! We had a blast with it yesterday so we wanted to do it again, especially since it's now available for all to purchase on Xbox Live Arcade! Plus we have even more codes to give out! ...

 
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Destructoid Live: Zombie killing in Dead Rising 2

On today's episode of Destructoid Live we will be playing Dead Rising 2 for the Xbox 360 in celebration of the new expansion, Dead Rising 2: Cast West. I figure it's a perfect game just in time for our impending doom that will follow us as...

 
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Dtoid Live: Derezzing with TRON Evolution on Xbox 360

On today's episode of Destructoid Live we will be playing Disney's TRON Evolution for the Xbox 360. We are always up to something crazy so join us during the X-Mas Eve show for tips such as how to lure Santa into your house tonight. Join D...

 

Pico MauseFeatured blogger

I noticed that some people were asking who I am so here's the short. I've been working with Dtoid since sometime in 2009 doing off cam video work. I moved into the HQ in November 2010 and started...

 

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EdgyDude

PSA: Only 48 hours left in GOGs sale, go check it and grab whatever you like before its over

 
Torchman

500 Fuck Now how to celebrate this milestone of glory?

 
hlarge4

My last day of gaming before baby arrives and power is out while construction is being Le sigh

 
BlazeWii

Oh hewro! I write animu blog 4

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Cant we just admit that ALL catgirls are clawsome!?

 
KnickKnackMyWack

For NX I can see Nintendo charging a premium like PSN+ during the PS3 days, but my gut tells me they wont lock online multiplayer behind a I think the service would be a little cheaper

 
SpielerDad

I just dropped my Persol sunglasses into a public I should just burn them now, right?

 
jake oti

You guys could stand to listen to more people talk about the NX/Zelda news, right?

 
Torchman

We interrupt your stream of catgirls to show you a mech turning into a giant That is

 
Lex

As someone else Catgirls are not always just fun and Sometimes they are also a fetish one could and possibly should die

 
Vadicta

A whole day of cat girls goes by, and no one mentioned the actual only and truly best one there is? This is true

 
EdgyDude

All this talk about catgirls and no one has mentioned the best one there is? you disappoint me Dtoid

 
ShadeOfLight

I just opened a temple door by reflecting sunlight off the bare midriffs of beach-going girls, who I convinced to take their clothes off by filling a pool with the saliva of a giant Also, ham was Video games!

 
JDelwynn

Need for Speed is bad at making first First it crashes in the very first race, and after I choose Play Alone, it boots me back to the main menu because it cant connect to a The future of gaming is here folks!

 
Sir Shenanigans

Well campers its 4/30, were a third of the way through That means lists! Top three games of the year so far, and three youre giddy To the comments!

 
Nekrosys

Playing Dark Souls III using the Vitas Remote Play it wasnt my smartest idea

 
RiffRaff

Bought YoKai Watch yesterday and planned on playing it for an hour or so before 4 hours later and I am utterly The music is especially I really hope it sells like gangbusters and more of them come

 
ObliqueZombie

I may not like Ubisoft, but by god, the voice actors they pick for Far Cry

 
Jinx 01

Of course Im on my phone and about to be driving 4 hours on Catgirl But whats it matter, every day is Catgirl Day on Dtoid,

 
Jinx 01

You never forget your Voodoo Banshee

 
hlarge4

So happy to hear From is fixing those covenants that are too You know the

 
ZoePapillon

The Jungle Book was no Zootopia but it was still rather

 
TheAngriestCarp

Just found out that a new Gamera film is in the works, and that Godzilla Resurgence releases in This is a good

 
Dr Mel

What kind of world is this, I ask you, when a man can come home from a hard days labor only to find a SPIDER in his coffee pot on the drainboard?! A spider he very nearly did not notice before making the coffee! How does life persist under such

 
drmcscott

That Nioh demo was a surprise, wasnt

 
The Dyslexic Laywer

Ive been playing Rhythm Thief and its a very charming game but i swear to God if it forces me to do another god awful motion control

 
Nekrosys

The more I think about it, the more I realise that I actually prefer Dark Souls 3 over It just feels that much less grindy, and having the ability to respec means I can keep fine-tuning my character when I find weapons I have a preference

 
OverlordZetta

And no one was

 
Rico the Penguin

NG++ Dancer has a number of I nearmy got angry before she ultimately Then went on to massacre the next twould bosses to cleanse my certain thing that shall remain nameless will be interesting

 

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