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E3 10: Husky and Holmes on Tron: Evolution (PS3/360)


Jun 20
// Jonathan Holmes
God, it feels like years ago now that I posted the first video where Husky and myself chat about Tron: Evolution on the Wii. Before that though, we got a crack at the PS3/360 build of the game. Due to technological difficult...
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Xenoblade ad encourages you to use a woman's body


Jun 05
// Jonathan Holmes
Here's another example of Nintendo's new push to appeal to the "traditional" gamer, this time from Nintendo of Japan. This quick ad for Xenoblade features one of the forty eight members of the the overpopulated Japanese pop ...
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Jiggly: Dead or Alive Paradise out on March 30


Feb 27
// Hamza CTZ Aziz
Tecmo continues to wet our pants with their weekly babes for Dead or Alive Paradise and this week is all about Hitomi. Not only do we get some Hitomi lovin' this week, but Tecmo released a montage of Kasumi doing jiggly caus...
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Fan-created Mega Man FPS gets an even better trailer


Feb 16
// Jonathan Holmes
Mega Man games seem to go over better when they stick to their 8-bit roots, but there's no reason why they can't be 8-bit-ish while operating on all three axes. Just take a look at Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch, a game that takes...
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CES 2010: Booth babe horror stories documentary


Jan 11
// Samit Sarkar
Here’s a news flash for guys who attend conventions: it isn’t okay for you to treat booth babes without respect. Gizmodo posted a short (under four minutes) documentary of sorts in which they asked a number of CES...
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Mega Man fan movie to premiere very soon


Jan 10
// Matthew Razak
Back in November of 2008 we showed off a trailer for a fan-made Mega Man movie that looked ridiculously awesome. Things went quiet after that for us here at Dtoid except for an all too brief interview at last year's MAGFest. ...
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Love Plus Christmas event gives cake, augments reality


Dec 22
// Josh Tolentino
[As posted on Japanator] The life-ruining awesome dating simulator Love Plus does a fine job of adding to the bleak wasteland that is the 3D world on its own, but it seems Konami has yet more plans in store for otaku and thei...
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Nepotism FTW: Spirit Tracks has Mother 3's rope snake


Dec 04
// Jonathan Holmes
So I guess the Mother/Earthbound community has been talking about this for a while, but I didn't see the connection until this morning as I was cruising around the Game Watch Impress looking for news. LoZ: Spirit Tracks has b...
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TGS 09: Scandal! Censorship! Underboob!


Sep 26
// Matthew Razak
Underboob. It's like some rare form of cleavage that is scarcely seen in the real world, and often times when it is it's hardly as good as it looks in the magazines that men get for the "articles." However, could it...
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It's Dreamcast week on Destructoid!


Sep 07
// Topher Cantler
In case you didn't know, this week marks the 10th birthday of the Sega Dreamcast. In celebration of this joyous event, we'll be bringing you some original features dedicated to this once still amazing console, with a big fat ...
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Presenting DJ Malloc's 'Paradigm Collection'


Aug 15
// Joseph Leray
In seems that reworking old videogame covers in styles popularized by artsy fartsy books and movies is the new cool thing to do. For the cynical, it might seem like internet hivemind, but I can spot a good concept when I see ...
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Paper route: ddi714d's moveable papercraft machines


Aug 14
// Joseph Leray
If I wanted to post all the great videogame-related papercraft out there, I would just post links to Cubeecraft everyday and close up shop. Every once in a while, however, truly amazing papercraft comes along and I just can't...
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New game for an old console: Zaku coming to the Atari Lynx


Aug 14
// Joseph Leray
In case you've never heard of Super Fighter Team, it's a Califonia-based company that specializes in releasing "new" games on retro consoles. I have to put "new" in quotes because their two most recent rel...
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DoubleBear's ZRPG, a psychological zombie RPG


Aug 12
// Joseph Leray
So, raise your hands if you're tired of zombies. No? No one? Good.With the exception of perhaps Dead Head Fred, the thing about most zombie games is that you spend most of your time slaughtering them. Even the best zombie gam...
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NeoGAF adds Scribblenauts hype with fan art avatars


Jun 30
// Joseph Leray
I don't think I'll ever get tired of reading and writing about 5th Cell's adorable Scribblenauts, an upcoming puzzle/platformer that's been making a stir since this year's E3, and the epic NeoGAF thread it spawned. While NeoG...
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Team17's Worms 2: Armageddon gets an explodey new trailer


Jun 18
// Joseph Leray
You know what's fun? Worms, that's what. You know what's not fun? The very first time you ever play Worms. My very first experience with Worms was an absolute disaster -- I happened to be visiting Jim when he still lived in L...
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Imagine Persona:The Movie with this fan trailer


Apr 27
// Colette Bennett
Just about any hardcore fan of the Shin Megami Tensei: Persona series would probably sacrifice their first born child to see a well-made Persona movie. Leave it to the seemingly endless power of the Dtoid community to make th...
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Fan-made Link's Awakening remake may not be vaporware


Apr 11
// Jonathan Holmes
No matter how cool they may seem, it's always hard to get excited about fan-made Zelda games. Their creators are always faking their deaths or pulling some other wacky stunt to back out of their projects.  This 3D remake...
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There's hope for you: Kanye West once tried to design a perverted videogame


Feb 19
// Nick Chester
Rapper/producer/singer Kanye West is probably not like us. He travels the world performing for millions of people; sometimes he make them wait for hours. He, I can only assume, sleeps with a different supermodel -- maybe thre...
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No inverted camera in Silent Hill: Homecoming? Dtoid discusses via fap metaphors


Oct 01
// Jim Sterling
Destructoid reader "Cat Goat" sent us a very disappointed email earlier this evening, wanting to make us, and by extension, the entire world know that Silent Hill: Homecoming doesn't let you invert the camera. At le...
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Psychiatrist says that WoW is more embarrassing than porn


Jun 10
// Dale North
In an interview in the Boston Globe, Dr. Gerald Block talked about internet addiction. He is a psychiatrist that specializes in the treatment of gamers that can't pull themselves away from the computer, and he says that these...
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The ever-lovely .tiff sent me a link to this amazing Guardian article addressing the politicians and writers who have spent a great deal of time enjoying their sneering and condescending attacks on the games industry. Columni...

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Ten golden rules of videogame fanboyism


Ah, fanboys.
Apr 27
// Jim Sterling
What industry can truly call itself an industry without fanboys? Those who prove themselves obsessively loyal to any product or corporation can be found among many communities, and nowhere do they flourish more freely than wi...
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Dynasty Warriors 6 English trailer: Less moonspeak, more pure, distilled awesome


Jan 05
// Jim Sterling
 Thanks to my main men over at Koei Warriors, I am delighted to bring you an English trailer for the biggest cultural event since Dio's Holy Diver, Dynasty Warriors 6. It might be kind of like all the others, but this ti...
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The thinking man's Ikaruga: Stop and smell the duality


Dec 22
// Topher Cantler
As modern gamers, we've evolved into a sort of ravenous, wasteful species of creature I'm not sure I'm comfortable with. We chomp through games like we're fighting to get to the other side of something; licking the frosting o...
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Shadow Hearts team is behind Lost Odyssey: They kept this quiet, why?


Dec 06
// Jim Sterling
An Internet Matlock at NeoGaf has uncovered some very interesting information regarding the newly released (in Japan) Xbox 360 RPG Lost Odyssey. The Feelplus development team that worked on the game seem to be mostly made up ...
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Video Game crushes: Wanting to rape your imaginary friends


Sep 20
// Colette Bennett
After five hours of Eternal Sonata, I can finally admit it to myself: I have a crush on Frederic Chopin. Before you start laughing, think back over all the games you've played. Maybe you were so absorbed in the storyline you ...
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Filthy upskirt action in PS3 golf game


Aug 02
// Jim Sterling
The utter depravity of man consistently abhors me to the point of vomiting, I hope you all understand. I am sickened daily by perverse imagery that finds itself downloaded onto my hard drive through sheer magic and no conscio...
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Heavenly Sword presents: Pounding on limeys and the best cutscene ever!


Jul 29
// Jim Sterling
Big fat action games are my bread and butter and there's no denying that Heavenly Sword is looking like it'll be the biggest and fattest thus far in this fledgling generation. It contains the only three things I like in life ...
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Strippable Dead or Alive figures for the dirty, shameful win


Jul 21
// Jim Sterling
Those chaps over at the Hair Palace bring news of sordid plastic debauchery in the form of a rather skimpy Ayane (Dead or Alive Xtreme 2) figurine that can show even more flesh than it bares by default. It's not like her...

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