I’ll buy two, you guys
So what does that $10 million get you?
You’ll get a speaking role in Dying Light: The Movie, with professional acting lessons provided by Roger Craig Smith (Ezio in Assassin’s Creed, in case you were wondering). There’s also stuntman parkour training, off-road driving course, an on-set personal training (you need to be in shape for the stunt training, I guess), a signed original copy of the film script (for you to learn your lines, obvs), special FX make-up lessons, a screening tour of the film to all festivals (with first-class accommodation), and ten VIP tickets for the premiere.
You’ll also secure the role of Kyle Crane in a personalised edition of Dying Light (presumably there’s no expectation that a female would buy this) and four – yeah, a measly four – copies of Dying Light: The Following – Enhanced Edition. They’ll be signed by the dev team and come in the platform of your choice, though. Woot.
Personally, I’d want a little bit more for my money – like a house in Malibu and a personal McDreamy to call my own – but maybe I’m just old-fashioned that way, eh?
So if you have $10 million and have been itching to become a parkour stuntman, head on over to GAME. (Or just give it to me. Whatevs). Alternatively, pick up the standard edition.
