Xbox One reveal has TWO WOMEN on a stage at once!

Sony humiliated in shock turn of events!

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When Sony had its PS4 reveal a while back, some people wondered why it had absolutely zero women on stage. Microsoft has today gained an early advantage in the console war, managing to fit not one, but TWO women in its Xbox One reveal. 

Even more amazing, the women in question were on stage at the same time. Can the industry sustain this level of excessive liberalism? 

Sony, in contrast, has been thoroughly shamed, and will have no choice but to acquiesce and hand this generation over to Microsoft. Nintendo, meanwhile, will be left to write “Why don’t you love me anymore?” letters to Electronic Arts. 

I’ll now let you go back to talking about watching sports, talking about sports, and thinking about sports on your Xbox One. 

(Seriously, it’s sad for many reasons that this is actually one of the more noteworthy things to talk about, outside of the general Xbox One announcement itself.)

Check out our Xbox One page and our on-going recap of all the news you need to know from today’s reveals.


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