Valve store adds new Portal shirts, Portal thongs coming soon

I’m joking about the thongs, but as soon as I thought of it I envisioned a little white thong with the cake on it….or a pair of boyshorts that have the cake on the crotch and then “The cake is a lie” written on the butt. I realized that I would buy those, and also, that the Portal merchandise virus has spread to me too. It was inevitable, I suppose. I know Nick Chester told you we wouldn’t post any more Portal merch, but sometimes, Nick Chester lies. [Editor’s note: Colette has received written warning. This post is the last Portal merchandise/craft article you’ll see. Thanks for your patience and understanding. – Nick]

The new Portal apparel not only features fan favorites Weighted Companion Cube (or WCC as it is fondly called) and GlaDOS, but also has a great look to it that reeks of – dare I say it – Threadless’ iconic t-shirt styles. I appreciate that, since it seems like “better” gaming shirts can cost way too much these days, and these are still fairly priced. I’m off to buy a hoodie!

[Via Steam Store – thanks to the Mole]