This week in Destructoid

I took a week off, so what, it was Thanksgiving. Blame the Pilgrims. Here were the highlights of a wonderful week in the Dtoid saga:

• Is GTA gonna be all up in Summa’s hood? 
• Going all Ebert on DOA. 
• Darwin Award nominees need Wii protection. 
• Fat kids are funny, always. 
• Wii Sims makes Timmy hard. 
• Nintendo breaks cash-counting machine. 
• StripClubDJ has no life … OK, maybe he does. 
• The Orcs say: Alrighty then. 
• Even a monkey can play the Wii. 
• Time forgot Jefferson Starship … cause we built this city. 
• WIRED throws in some PS3 common sense. 
• Nex says Pimp My Ride is a Game of the Year lock. 
• Half-naked cartoon chicks are hotter than your mom. 
• We keep it sexy up in here. 
• Kaz promoted, Internet implodes. 
• Wii’ve got some complaints, silly. 
• Time to get motivational: Hang in there. 
• If you’re ugly, then don’t click this. 
• What’s a Thursday without YTMND?
• We gave away hats. You won.