This week in Destructoid

Holy science this week was a busy one. Not only did we crush the entire Internet with our huge robot foot, but both the PlayStation 3 and Wii launches kept us up until the wee hours of the mornin’. We can’t wait to sleep this week. Check out some of the goodies you may have missed while camping for your favorite next-gen console:

LOTR Online looks purty.
Ridge Racer comparisons cause old people to cry.
Killzone is greater than pickled pig balls.
Microsoft ready for world domination … or not.
Debate who you love better, because you have nothing better to do.
We love Sony ads … really, we do.
Elebits zaps Zelda’s weak ass.
OPM and all our dreams have died.
Halo news is no Joystiq megaton … shocking.
DS games to buy your cousins so they’ll shut up.
Gamers look stupid.
Al Roker is epileptic.
Niero loves shatty typing games.
We rock the PS3 launch … hard: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
Nintendo closes out the Wiik: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Robert Summa