This is what a Blizzard fighting game would look like

‘The misfits are taking control’

It’s only fitting that I start my personal April Fools’ Day off with Blizzard. The company’s gags are almost always something so cool or outlandish that we wish they were really being made, and that’s no different this year with Blizzard Outcasts: Vengeance of the Vanquished.

This is a fighting game in which a Battlecruiser can brawl with a Treasure Goblin. A game where a mere swipe of your credit card is all that’s required to regain precious health, and a Baneling can wear those pixelated deal-with-it sunglasses. Again, I ask: can this be real?