These are some songs future game trailers can ruin

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This week in video games has seen a very bad rendition of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” and a way-too-screechy version of “Seven Nation Army.” That’s too bad; I like both those songs.

Here are some songs video game trailers can ruin in the future:

• “Pour Some Sugar on Me”
• “I’ve Got a Feeling”
• “We Built This City”
• “I Drink Alone”
• “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
• “How You Remind Me” 
• “Cotton Eye Joe”
• “Thong Song”
• “Summer of ’69”
• “This is Why I’m Hot”
• “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It”
• “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
• “The Safety Dance”
• “Where the Party At?”
• “Nookie”
• “She Hates Me”
• “Hotel California” 
• “Hey There, Delilah”
• “It Wasn’t Me”
• “Rock and Roll Part 2”
• Anything by Aerosmith