You know, I learned something today. The concept of a game in which you buy and manage African slaves is one that has every right to be explored, and I am an overreacting prude for thinking such a game would be in poor taste. However, a hobby figurine of Mass Effect‘s Liara T’Soni that sports slightly larger-than-average breasts… WHOA, NOW! That’s just not right! I’m so glad I was granted this lesson in perspective.
Elsewhere, Jordan Devore reviewed Rock of Ages, Daniel Starkey gave Blacklight Retribution a spin, we posted some cosplay photos from Dragon*Con, and a Call of Duty burger joint opened up in real life.
Review: Rock of Ages
Hands-on: Blacklight Retribution
Black Rock Studios is officially finished
Ken Levine talks shop with the Doctors of Bioware
PLEX bundle on sale for EVE Online
Real life Call of Duty Burger Town is neat, pricey
Modern Warfare 3’s Hardened Edition will be $99
Ashly Burch wants to know how games saved your life
Play / ESCAPE \ and watch your weekend disappear
The Videogame History Museum project is go!
Get Double XP with this Call of Duty XP Mountain Dew can
Get Dead Island a few days early if you’re lucky
Metal Slug video is a walk in the park
Angry Birds are on your feet
Freddie Wong’s PS3 really DOES do everything!
Fans upset over anime-ized statue of Mass Effect’s Liara
Get your fingers on Free Bird by preordering Rocksmith
XSEED announces Corpse Party… ‘you will die here’
Solatorobo videos showcase furry combat
Bit.Trip COMPLETE trailer trips the light fantastic
Slavery the Game is probably not real, but… wow
A good looking man explains his love for Captain Rainbow
Suck down some Sake Express Pro Wrestling if you dare
DBZ: Ultimate Tenkaichi allows you to Frankenstein a hero
Get your Borderlands 2 gameplay shaky cam footage here