The Weekend Hotness: Karma’s a b*tch, eh, Draco?

Just saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes earlier this evening. Spoiler alert! Draco Malfoy gets his sh*t ruined big time. He thought that by entering the Wizarding Witness Protection Program following the end of Deathly Hallows, he’d be safe from the repercussions of his family’s misdeeds. Guess again, punk!

This weekend, EA comes up with fresh excuses for Battlefield 3‘s absence on Steam, Treyarch raises money for a an employee who was killed, and Monster Hunter cats watch you pee and poop.

Destructoid Original:
Live Show: Saturday Morning Hangover just chills
That’s So MMO!: Pandas in the Mist
Comments of the Shark Week
Divnich Divines: Do free games make business sense?

Community blogs of 8/6 & 8/7
Forum thread of the day: Hipster gamer: What games do you hate that others love?

Win tickets to the Call of Duty: XP fan event!
Win Battlefield 3 for Origin on Saturday Morning Hangover
Win Battlefield 3 over on the Dtoid Facebook
We’re giving away 5,000 Rusty Hearts beta codes!

Preview: Dishonored
Preview: King’s Bounty: Legions
Preview: Tribes: Ascend

Eurogamer Expo tickets are selling out
Bobby Kotick’s role in Moneyball film is for charity
Half-Minute Hero 2 tie-in: Play to win a sexy wallpaper
Survey: 30% of Japanese gamers regret 3DS early adoption
Team Bondi not done yet
CPU Wars: AMD A6-3650 review round-up
Treyarch holds auction for deceased employee’s family
Here’s the reason why Battlefield 3 is not on Steam
Skyrim demo sends woman into labor
Surprise! Pokémon continues to dominate in sales
Highest gamerscore record holder surpasses 600,000 points

The 16-bit Game Of Thrones RPG you wish existed
Catherine helps Mega64 win the ladies over
Group behind Sonic Musical returns with two new numbers
Ken and Ryu face off in stop motion
This QWOP cosplay is brilliant in its simplicity
Dump on this: Monster Hunter toilet paper holders

Minecraft-inspired Lords of Uberdark looks delightful
Learn the ways of awesome arcade remakes with Warlords
Were there plans to bring Catherine to the PC?

Tony Ponce