The Weekend Hotness: Epic Pie Time

Alright, alright. Uncle. I concede. The ponies are funny. Happy now, God dammit?

This weekend, Maurice Tan asks analyst Jesse Divinch if the Vita has a rough road ahead, Jordan Devore is drowning in discounted Steam games, I try to act relevant to the conversation as Bill Zoeker and Johnny Luchador chat up I-Mockery’s Roger Barr, and the CES overflow continues.

Destructoid Original:
All items in the Destructoid store now on sale!
Divnich Divines: Do Japanese Vita sales spell trouble?
Comments of the Week: Sexual Predator
Live show: Roger Barr to appear on Also Talks today
Backlog rising: Recovering from Steam’s holiday 2011 sale

Community:
Tips for securing your Xbox Live account
Community blogs of 1/14 & 1/15
Forum thread of the day: Sh*t People say on Facebook

Previews:
I Shoot Many Robots (and you can too)

Events:
CES: Hands-on with the joyfully dark Scarygirl
CES: Ice Dragon Cooling brought their cool dragon
CES: Mad Catz SF x Tekken sticks keep the standards high
CES: Mad Catz SF x Tekken fightpad is little but mighty
CES: Mad Catz Soulcalibur stick should please Namco fans

News:
The winners of the 2012 IGF Student Showcase
Organ Trail: Director’s Cut a success on Kickstarter
Donating money to oppose SOPA on the industry’s behalf
Obama Administration officially doesn’t support SOPA/PIPA
Yep: Origin required for all PC versions of Mass Effect 3
Vita RPG Ruin sees a name change; is now Warrior’s Lair
Oddworld: Munch’s Oddysee HD set for a Q2 release
Standageddon: Kid Icarus: Uprising comes with a stand

Offbeat:
Videogame-themed beer pong tables are righteously crunk
Count the game references in rapper Random’s ‘Epoch’

Media:
The King of All Cosmos is as awesome as your principal
Lots of details on new patch for League of Legends
Shinobido 2 trailer shows the way of the ninja
Runner 2 secrets unlocked in this drunken video expose
Meet the fantastic cast of Code of Princess
I wish I had made Katawa Crash

Tony Ponce