The Weekend Hotness: !Cowzilla for editor++

Long time community member, Matthew ‘Cowzilla’ Razak, has joined Destructoid as the weekend editor. As you can see, he helped the front page stay fresh these past two days. Horay Cowzilla!

Jim gave us ten obnoxious ways of extending a game’s length, Brad N. reviewed Wheelman, Reggie is hyped about E3, the Mortal Kombat team is trying to leave Midway, Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true. Muppet Babies, we’ll do the same for you. When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there, just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere. I like adventure, I like romance, I love great jokes, Animal dance!! I’ve got my computer, I swing through the air, I play the piano and I have blue hair. Me, I invent things. Mee mee mee meee! Is everything all right in here? Yes, Nanny. Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true. Muppet Babies, we’ll do the same for you. Muppet Muppet Muppet Muppet Babies Babies Babies Babies. Make dreams come true!

Destructoid Originals:
Ten obnoxiously cheap ways of extending a game’s length
Weekend Destructainment: Welcome to the Lovezone
Best of the Network this week
Is the gaming press scared of its readers?
Discountoid: Buy 1 Get 1 half, Game Days, more sales!
The last two weeks in the Community: Oh no Vexed Alex!
Games of the Week for 04/05/09: Silly Cat Face edition

Community:
Forum of the day: How many games do you play at once?
Community blogs of 04/05/09
Community blogs of 04/04/09
Expanded Universes: The rise and fail of fan-fiction
Those About to Die: Pyramid Head

Reviews:
Wheelman

News:
Two Laras, lots of tombs, one PSP
Videogames blamed for doing good
Reggie is hyped about E3, but can we ever trust him again?
Prototype comic hits news stands
Devs talk about how to make games art
Rumortoid: Mortal Kombat team trying to leave Midway
EA says Wii MotionPlus has too much Plus
Sony gets a little catty over DSi
2,500,000,000 Achievements unlocked, actual value still 0
DSi bench DLC up for grabs in Animal Crossing: City Folk
Rumortoid: Wii Fit Plus listing spotted in Amsterdam

Galleries:
Rumortoid: Massive Action Game gets first screenshots?

Videos:
U.S. Dissidia: Final Fantasy trailer is in English
Turbo looks like ‘Never Back Down’ but for videogames
Muppets and RE5, together at last?
Iwata snaps

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