The Onion spoofs character creation in this ESO video

‘Create the muscular skeletal system that’s right for you’

We’re not quite at the point where we can customize individual organs and bones in a character creation screen, but The Onion humorously takes a look at a fictional Elder Scrolls Online system that does just that — and creates plenty of abominations to wince at.

Although it sounds funny that someone has been designing “an orc’s liver for five hours,” I know people who have actually spent hours creating characters in Elder Scrolls right now — much less in 10 years with all of the advancements we’ll see.

Chris Carter
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