Hey gang! We’re back with our usual tri-weekly revelry, and today the news is all hot and stinky. Er. Exciting.
For starters, Blizzcon is cancelled. Blizzard is gonna have a big pro-gaming tournament in Asia, but no. No night elf dance contest this year, sorry kids. I’m angry that LEGO Minecraft sets are actually a thing, because I like my digital blocks digital and my analog blocks analog. Some wacky new rumors are flapping around in the night, including the Xbox 720’s specs, as well as Microsoft’s plans to phase out Microsoft Points. In other news, Zynga is The Devil and Marc Pincus would be drinking your neck juices right now if they weren’t safely stored inside your neck.
Also, does our ridiculous show cause you to get a moistness in your loins? Well, if you’re in the San Francisco Bay Area, bring your moist lil’ loins over to our LIVE show, with Playstation Vitas everywhere, next week. Details here.