I’ve been spending the past few days at my brother’s apartment in Orlando, where he attends the University of Central Florida. He’s been showing me around town, taking me to the best pig-out joints and whatnot.
Today, he took me to Hard Knocks, the greatest laser tag establishment I’ve ever seen. You can select from a variety of weapons, including pistols, shotguns, sniper rifles, M16s, grenades, and more. There are arenas decorated to look like an office, a warehouse, and a house with a minivan. You also compete in missions, such as planting a bomb in your opponent’s base or stealing diamonds from a safe. It is the most amazing place ever!
The stories on Dtoid today were not quite as awesome as my evening, however. We’ve got reviews of Adventure Time: Legends of Ooo: Big Hollow Princess and Civilization V: Gods and Kings, Ryan Perez proves why geeks are not necessarily intellectuals, Hamza is through with Kinect, and Metal Gear Solid 5 is totally happening.
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Podtoid 206: The Meanest Cum In The WestThe ‘geek’ question: hobbyist vs. intellectualLive show: Spec Ops: The Line early play on Mash TacticsI am officially done with the KinectThe Network Roundup: Beat the heatThe DTOID Show: Summer of Arcade, Saints Row, & The WiiU
Community: Community blogs of 6/20Forum thread of the day: How do you feel about an all-digital future?
Reviews: Review: Adventure Time: Legends of OooReview: Civilization V: Gods and Kings
News: Saints Row: The Third DLC to become an all-new sequelOnLive has a Civ V/Gods & Kings bundle for $29.99Sony suspends PS Store in South Korea following new rulesDragon Age Legends goes from Facebook F2P to offlineGame Critics announce ‘Best of E3 2012’ nomineesBinding of Isaac passes 700k sales, gets another updateThe PC version of Dishonored will have its own interface‘We Are Tekken’ wants you to re-imagine Tekken Tag 2Orcs Must Die! 2 is preparing for release late next monthSonic to make his Mac debut with All-Stars Racing, TennisKojima confirms Metal Gear Solid 5A few details for Call of Duty: Black Ops DeclassifiedSeth Killian resigns from Capcom, embracing ‘a new dream’Valve brings Portal 2 to schools via ‘Teach with Portals’
Offbeat: Even MORE incredible videogame-themed ukiyo-e printsFan-made Journey figurine is simple and elegant
Media:D3 Player earns world first Hardcore Inferno completionFirst Okami HD trailer showcases PS2 vs. PS3 versionsNew Super Mario Bros. 2 character art so good it’s goldenGrab a horse and take a trip to Rohan
