The Daily Hotness: Say what Grandma?

The only thing I could make out of her rambling was “get up at five in the morning.” Props to the best translation of what she said.

Today Maurice reviewed Dungeon Defenders, Max played three hours of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Capcom confirmed that an HD collection of Devil May Cry is going to happen and tons of other things happened on 10/17/11.

Destructoid Original: 
Bloggers Wanted: Online Passes
The brute force of Payday: The Heist’s Bulldozer
Batman: Arkham City: What, me worry?
DCUO: Diary of a Green Lantern Corps reservist
The DTOID Show: Yell At Master Chief & Skyrim Impressions

Community: 
Community blogs of 10/17
Forum thread of the day: Best fighting sprite animation in a fighting game?

Contests: 
Winners of the Techno Kitten Adventure contest!

Reviews: 
Review: Skylanders: Spyro’s Adventure
Review: Tetris Axis
Review: Dungeon Defenders
Review: Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken

Previews: 
Preview: inFAMOUS: Festival of Blood
Hands-on: Three hours with The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Hands-on with Kinect Disneyland Adventures
Hands-on with Virtua Tennis 4 on the PlayStation Vita
A brief look at Yakuza: Dead Souls

EB Expo 2011:
EB Expo 2011: Mass Effect 3 hands-on  
EB Expo 2011: Mario Kart 7 hands-on 

News:
Coldplay track pack debuts on Rock Band Store this week
Halo Kinect: Shout at Master Chief
RAGE PC getting new patch to fix blurry textures
PS Vita preorders reveal 3G to be the more popular model
Japanese MMO Wizardry Online to go West in 2012
Naughty Dog uses bullsh*t to defend Uncharted 3 PSN pass
Zynga bringing out new games to Facebook and mobile
NPD: Even at a higher price, Xbox 360 outsells PS3
Capcom officially announces Devil May Cry HD Collection
The complete Sega Master System collection for $5,000
Call of Duty dominates Xbox 360 biggest sellers (SHOCK!)
Australia breaks global Batman: Arkham City release date
Critics of Modern Warfare 3’s engine ‘have no idea’
Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch comes to PS3 in 2012
Grand Theft Auto III also coming to single-core iOS 
iPhone 4S sets a new record: 4 million sold in 3 days
After eight years, XIII is getting a new game!
What is this strange Xbox 360 countdown timer for?
Sonic Generations getting a second demo October 25
Sega says ‘all hope not lost’ for Valkyria 3 US release
The Secret World dubs this Week of the Dragon
SimCity’s $9.99 sale for Herman Cain’s tax 9-9-9 plan
Introversion shelves Subversion, announces new project
October 25 is PixelJunk SideScroller day in the US

Offbeat:
Bold new developments for the Chrono Trigger franchise
The Jimquisition: Steve Jobs and iOS – Game Related
Anyone gonna donate to make the AVGN movie a reality?
Tips from the pros on how to make funny videogame films
Watch someone run through Dark Souls in under 90 minutes

Media:
X-Men coming in Marvel Pinball: Vengeance and Virtue
EA wants to give you a history lesson about Syndicate
New releases: Batman, Payday, Skylanders, Ratchet & more 
Prototype 2 trailer takes us to the Red Zone
Theatrhythm still looks like the best FF game in years
The Iconoclasts blasts your ass with sass brass and class
Shock and awe(some): Saints Row: The Third trailer
 
Hiko-Osu custom puzzle has OH WOW THAT’S MY FACE
 
Halo Waypoint getting a huge update for Halo Anniversary

Brett Zeidler