The Daily Hotness: Piston Hamza!

I could totally be Piston Honda. EDP Casting needs to hire me if they want to make a good movie. Nevermind the fact that I’m not Japanese!

The Destructoid Artisans are selling some merchandise, over 17,000 people attended GDC, Nick checked out Wolfenstein, The Behemoth’s next game could be multiplatform and plenty more happened on 03/31/09. 

Destructoid Originals:
Podtoid 93: The Aaron Linde Show
RetRose Tinted: Super Punch-Out!!
Game Debate to the Death! M.G.S. 4 VS LittleBigPlanet

Community:
Introducing Destructoid Artisans!
Community blogs of 03/31/09
Forums of the day: Wii update discussion

GDC 09:
Over 17,000 in attendance, all reporting foot pain

Preview:
Wolfenstein
Worms 2: Armageddon

Contests:
Win a $50 cash money gift certificate tonight
Flock you, DynamicSheep; you won the Flock! comment contest

News:
Surprise: PlayStation 2 drops to $99.99
Final Fantasy XIII will use ‘100%’ of the PS3’s hardware
Play Double Fine’s point-and-click game starring Tim Schafer
Father kills partner because she played too much PS3
Rumortoid: Starbreeze working on new Syndicate title for EA
The Behemoth’s next game could come to multiple platforms
Here, have a free PC game courtesy of Good Old Games
German games: Double the age rating, double the hysteria!
EDP Casting looking for Punch-Out! lookalikes
Dead Space wins Audio of the Year at 7th G.A.N.G. Awards
EA releases new tool to ease the pain of SecuROM …
People still having problems with Fallout 3 ‘The Pitt’ DLC
Midway’s bonus plan changes after being called out by court
SingStar PS3 $10 at Best Buy. Worth it? Umm…
Madden NFL 10 releases August 14, cover athlete on April 24
Put a tie on your Avatar, business clothing added

Offbeat:
Take to the ring in the Punch-Out!! King Hippo Contender kit

Galleries:
New Gardening Mama screens looking pretty cute
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts’ upcoming DLC detailed
New Diablo 3 screens give a glimpse of user interface
Intense: Just Cause 2 screens have plenty of action
Little GBA Micro-looking emulator does it all
Call of Duty: World at War ‘Map Pack 1’ is popular

Videos:
New Muramasa: The Demon Blade trailer earns my respect
Infinite Space trailer looks like an anime that you play
Saints Row 2 DLC hits April 16, now with more Tera Patrick
Insomniac’s recruiting videos amuse, I turn in my two weeks
Dream Tablet: the Sega Dreamcast Tablet