The Daily Hotness: Buy Critter Crunch!

Critter Crunch is one of the best puzzle games on the PSN and it hasn’t been selling all that well. What the hell, guys?! Buy it now!

Nick got some disgusting JU-ON swag, Peach isn’t a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii because she’s a c**k-teasing whore, we brought you an exclusive look at Dungeon Fighter Online, the Eurogamer comment thread is full of win and more disturbing things happened on 10/16/09.

Destructoid Originals:
New Super Mario Bros Wii is red, shiny, and fancy
No promise we’ll see Super Guide in other Nintendo games
READY TO FRIDAY
JU-ON press mailer is a gross, hairy, & bloody wad of WTF
Peach’s dress the reason for her not being playable in new Mario Wii
Custom delights: seven of the Net’s best custom Munnys
Art Attack Friday: Masa
Friday Night Fights: Borderlands or Die! edition
Fanboy Friday: F*cktarted 2
Destructoid Exclusive: Dungeon Fighter Online’s Fighter

Community:

Nothing Is sacred: These walls have torn my world apart
Community blogs of 10/16/09
Forum of the day: Boss appreciation thread

Contests:
Win this limited edition Pokemon shirt

Events:
Second annual Eurogamer takes place later this month

News:
GameStop says Super Street Fighter IV will go for $39.99
DSi shooter System Flaw has you spinning like an idiot
BioWare slips, says ME 2 is possibly PS3-bound (Update)
Alpha Protocol delay may help visibility
Critter Crunch PSN sales disappoint, demo coming soon
3D Dot Game Heroes reveals new game modes (ZOMG ZELDA)
Greenberg: Xbox 360 will beat PS3 at baseball
Modern Warfare 2 customization depth is ‘ridiculous’
Mass Effect 2 gets January 26 release date
Uncharted 2 would be ‘very different’ without Blu-ray
Console fanboys make Infinity Ward angry
Sony: Blame publishers for not getting PSP games on PSN
USPS worker busted for stealing 2,200 GameFly games
Shield your eyes: Limited edition 360 controller out soon
Sick of teaser countdowns? Resonance of Fate counts UP!
Uncharted 2 PS3 bundles coming to a few territories
Secret World site offers chance at beta access
Here’s the full list of tracks for Band Hero

Offbeat:
Sega Taikan Collection: tiny arcades for Lilliputians
Wii accessories get creative:Nunchuk controls a tail
Get in the Halloween spirit with Nintendo pumpkins
The original Big Daddy wants a place on your desktop
Scorpion takes on Donkey Kong in this match made in Hell

Media:

Bayonetta art competition ranges from erotic to horrific
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom screens up in your face, mofos
T-t-these DJ Hero ads are a-a-alright
Bayonetta: New attacks and enemies to gawk at
New Super Mario Bros. Wii video will make you want it now
LostWinds sequel hits North American WiiWare this Monday
Aliens vs. Predator trailer finally brings us the ALIENS
This Painkiller: Resurrection trailer is sorta hilarious
‘Hottie’ Psylocke next Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 DLC
Jurassic: The Hunted pits you against bloodthirsty dinos
God of War Collection trailer is a reminder of awesome
Chronology: Star Trek Online has it

Hamza Aziz