There are certain developers that you absolutely need to follow on Twitter, for their words are a daily delight. One of them is Tak Fujii, a producer at Konami responsible for Ninety Nine Nights and the notorious “One Million Troops” meme.
Fujii is a man who has embraced the personality bestowed on him by the Internet, and he lives the gimmick. Lately, he has been missing his trains and looking for “extreeeme” things to do while he waits at the station for his next ride (everything about Tak-san has to be extreeeme).
Naturally, I felt it only proper to give him some extreeeme tips, and I urge you all to do the same.
Here was yesterday’s exchange, which has become the highlight of my life:
@Tak_Fujii: Oh no I’ve just missed train and have to wait 20 mins at station. What would be extreeeme to do?
@JimSterling: Knock over a trash can and start clawing at the garbage, screaming and crying loudly at it!
@Tak_Fujii: did it and I smell extreeeeme now.
@Tak_Fujii: now I am really stinky :-\
And here’s today’s, which is the second biggest highlight of my life:
@Tak_Fujii: Hey, I am having a deja-vu. I have to wait 20min for next train now. What would be extreeeeme to do now?
@JimSterling: Today, buy 15 hamburgers and place them in a line on the platform, then kick them at the railroad tracks, shouting violently.
@Tak_Fujii: it would cost extreeemely XD
Seriously, Tak is a man who has fun and seems willing to respond to anything you say to him. I love that man forever and I think you should share any “extreeeme” tips you have with him! He is the best man ever.