So fresh and so clean, clean
Some of you know this, but I have a cat. And boy, what a cat he is.
— pussy-getting bloggr (@dtoidsteven) March 5, 2016
As such, I am perpetually covered in lint. Look at that luxurious hair. Sure, if I’m wearing black, it’s doubly apparent, but I have lily white bath towels equally covered with fuzz. I live with it, though. I’m an about-video-games writer online; I don’t need to look nice, mostly, nor do I need lint rollers. That particular, pricey luxury of the bourgeois is tantamount to class warfare.
But if you do need your lint sufficiently rolled, like Katamari quality, please check out this official Splatoon lint roller, by way of Kotaku.