In amazingly shocking news, it’s been discovered that a game designer is designing games! Shigeru Miyamoto, the Nintendo genius who’s gone off the rails a bit, is making a new MotionPlus game. Of course, if we knew what the game in question was, this story might be halfway useful. We do not know what the game in question is.
Surprisingly, this is about the best story this morning. This is what happens when there is a Super Bowl at the weekend. Bloody videogame PR people were too busy shouting “WHO DAT” to give us some actual good stuff to post. Now we’re talking about Miyamoto making a MotionPlus game. No sh*t he is.