Set your faces to palm: Major Nelson’s friend gets a Castle Crashers tattoo

When one has a tattoo, one needs to pick something tasteful and understated, otherwise one looks like a total tit. Videogame-themed tattoos are difficult to pull off with this in mind. The above picture is a tattoo that did not pull it off.

What you’re seeing is indeed a Castle Crashers tattoo, which Major Nelson claims a “co-worker” had done this weekend. As you may observe, it is the four main knights from The Behemoth’s popular Xbox Live Arcade title. The person who had this done now has to live the rest of their life with it seared into their arm. It’s cute, but it’s there forever.

Now if I could just get someone to do my BonerQuest tattoo …

Jim Sterling