See Dark Souls’ giant-ass Great Sword of Artorias in real life

The sword is ‘falling’ more than being ‘swung’

We are somehow still one week away from Dark Souls 3/my birthday, which is good; you have time to buy me something still. Please collaborate amongst yourselves to avoid double-gifting.

It is weird, though, with the game effectively out for ages via Xbox One Japanese account tricks and our own review since dropped. How does it feel, for those of you still well within anticipation’s clutches for this, the fifth Souls game?

Are you steeled for the next eight days, long trained in the art of hype avoidance, or are you jonesing for a hit so bad that you’ll gladly lap up a video that Bandai Namco paid some blacksmiths to make? Prepare to die!

Steven Hansen