Like it’s a slow news day or something, I’m happy to report that the ESRB has finally got around to rating Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto IV. The verdict may surprise you!
According to the ESRB, Rockstar’s forthcoming PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 sure-thing blockbuster contains intense violence, blood, strong language, strong sexual content, and partial nudity. Oh, and use of drugs and alcohol. Did anyone at the ESRB even have to see the game to determine this?
Grand Theft Auto IV hits shelves on April 29. Pre-order now to avoid disappointment and all that jazz.