New Dissidia trailer equals the sound of a thousand fanboys fapping in unison

This trailer begins by giving you a run down of many of the characters that will appear in Dissidia, and let me tell you, if you’re a Final Fantasy fan and this doesn’t get your panties damp, you’re either blind or in a coma. I mean, look at this list: Squall, Zidus, Zidane, Jecht, Ultimecia, Cecil, Golbez, Terra, Sephiroth, Butz, Exdeath, Kefka, Cloud … 

The only two favorites of mine that didn’t make the cut seem to be Edea and Lulu, but I guess it’d be tough for them to fight in those long dresses they wear. Still, no love for the goth girls. Not that it matters, because this game is still going to be mindblowing anyway.

By the way, if you haven’t seen it yet, check out the box that the Dissidia special edition PSP is coming in, and tell me if that isn’t some of the sexiest packaging you’ve ever seen.

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