Namco Valentine’s Day-themed iOS game sale

While the sale that Namco is throwing is Valentine’s Day-themed, don’t you dare get your mate an iOS game for Valentine’s Day. That’s generally considered a sh*t gift, you know. Candy and flowers, folks. Or be one of those creepy guys that buys their girl lingerie. Nothing says I love you like presenting underclothing to a woman in the hopes that you’ll be granted the opportunity to have obligation sex on a particular holiday evening after dinner. That whole ritual is just odd to me. Keep it simple and sweet with chocolate.

Oh! Back to games. There’s a whole bunch of cheap games in this sale that runs from February 9 through February 15. See the full list after the jump. Get these games for yourself to play when you’re NOT getting laid on the 14th. Get it? Play with yourself? Get it?

i Love Katamari

$2.99

Time Crisis Strike

$0.99

Galaga REMIX

$0.99

DigDug REMIX

$0.99

PAC-MAN REMIX

$0.99

ACE COMBAT Xi Skies of Incursion

$2.99

PAC-MAN Championship Edition

$2.99

RIDGE RACER ACCELERATED

$2.99

NOBY NOBY BOY

$0.99

AVATWEE

$0.99

PAC-CHAIN

$0.99

TIME CRISIS 2ND STRIKE

$2.99

PAC-CHAIN Compact

$0.99

PAC-ATTACK

$0.99

SPLATTERHOUSE

$0.99

PAC-MANIA

$0.99

TIME CRISIS 2ND STRIKE HD

$3.99*

Puzzle Quest 2

$4.99

House of Glass

$2.99*

Isaac Newton’s Gravity – iPhone

$0.99

Lost in Time: The Clockwork Tower

$2.99

Mishap

$1.99

Mishap for iPad

$1.99

More Brain Exercise with Dr. Kawashima

$1.99

More Brain Exercise with Dr. Kawashima HD

$1.99

Mr. Driller

$0.99

Ms. PAC-MAN

$1.99

PAC-MAN

$1.99

PAC-MAN for iPad

$1.99

Pole Position: Remix

$0.99

Star Trigon

$0.99

Stroke of Midnight

$3.99*

Tamagotchi: ‘Round the World

$0.99

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