Monster Monpiece has you stroking your Vita longways

Shield the kids’ eyes

Oh wow. Japan never stops making horny games, and with each one they push the inappropriateness barrier up a notch. This one actually goes up a couple of notches as it has you stroking your PS Vita longways, on the front and back. Both sides. Full grip, full friction.

Compile Heart’s ‘Mon-Mon‘ looks like a card game on it’s official webpage (careful, NSFW in some places), but clicking the movie link shows me something completely different.

Gross! It looks like you’d do well to get some lube for your Vita from this first trailer for Monster Monpiece. The game’s rubbing system has you stroking both the front and back touch panels after touching girls’ naughty bits. But not normal girls — you’ll be jacking it to anthropomorphic beast girls, like dragons and monsters. Whatever gets you off, man. 

Monster Monpiece will be released in Japan on January 24. 

Dale North