Max Payne needs some fashion advice

Looking at these new Max Payne 3 screens has made me realize how badly Max Payne needs a stylist. Sure, he pulls it off with the grey suit, but then he goes and has some sort of midlife crisis causing him to shave his head and wear a tank top. A tank top, people! Don’t even get me started on his horrible taste in ties.

This has been a moment in Hamza Aziz’s fashion ridicule corner. You’re welcome.

Hamza Aziz