I could take these guys: New Fight Night Round 4 screens

Mike Tyson? Pffft! I took that dude in ’87 wearing turquoise boxing shorts (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!). George Foreman? Knocked his ass out five years later via help of the turbo buttons on my NES Max controller (George Foreman’s K.O. Boxing).

So these other cats? Muhammad Ali, Lennox Lewis, James Toney, Joe Frasier, and Eddie Chambers? They don’t stand a chance. Well, at least not in EA Sports’ Fight Night Round 4, which ships this June. It’s probably the closest I’ll ever get to standing toe-to-toe with some of these legends of the rings. And considering the game looks so damned good, my delusions of grandeur will only get worse, I’m sure. 

Also, since Tyson probably doesn’t read Destructoid, I can continue to do things like call him a “punk” without feeling threatened. Mike doesn’t read this page, right? Right? Crap…

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