Hitman: Agent 47 looks anything but stealthy

Videogame movies, man

The tone of this trailer for Hitman: Agent 47 matches my playstyle for the game series, which is to go in quietly only to screw up repeatedly and end up having to trade bullets with everyone.

While I could have done without the tired “No, you’re locked in here with me” line, this otherwise looks better (relatively speaking) than what little I recall of 2007’s Hitman starring Timothy Olyphant. It still isn’t a proper adaptation of the games, but I’m not sure that day will ever come.