HEY GUYS, ROCKSTAR IS MAKING GRAND THEFT AUTO V

Take a deep breath everyone. Rockstar Games has updated their website with a splash screen showing the logo of a Grand Theft Auto V. No word on release of the actual game, but they did have a street date of November 2nd for the first trailer which is almost as good as having actual news about a game.

Helpful of them to clarify that Roman numeral in the logo. Wouldn’t want confusion. Lead them to thinking that since dinosaurs are the new zombies, maybe it’s Grand Theft Auto Velociraptor. Or perhaps folks might suspect it’s centered around the adventures of a crotchety old police detective in Greenwich village, because I would totally play Grand Theft Auto Vigoda.

Thank God Rockstar is aware of the intellectual capacity of the audience that it sells complex, adult-oriented entertainment to.

Conrad Zimmerman