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To fans of weird deadpan comedy poetry: I’d like to extend my humblest apologies for the hiatus. I’d like to say I was celebrating the 10th episode by taking some time off, but the reality is that I have just been super busy on weekends with games to review. Chris Carter is a slave driver. To non-fans: too bad, suckers, it’s back!

In this series, we take a look at the stories that gathered the most attention of the past week, and distill each one down to its essence. Here are the topics that the surly D. Takeshi Nakamura takes on this week:


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Darren Nakamura
Darren is a scientist during the day. He has been a Destructoid community member since 2006, joining the front page as a contributor in 2011. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strategy, and rhythm games, he takes particular interest in independent games. He produced the Zero Cool Podcast for about four years, and he plays board games quite a bit when he can find willing companions.