Friday Night Fights – Horses are Sexy

Game with the Horsetoid Community!

One day there was a promiscuous pony, and that little whorse decided to cross the road. He had heard someone shout “HAY!” and wanted to see who it was. The voice seemed to come from down an alleyway. The little whorse grew scared though, he’d had nightmares about such things. He asked himself if this was something worth investigating and decided neigh. Just then, a figure from behind caught his eye. The figure looked familiar, but the whorse couldn’t remember his mane. The fleece sweater didn’t help identification either. The figure darted away from the whorse, but thankfully the little whorse was on a stable diet and could give chase!

Dashing in and out the way of carriages and other passersby, the chase continued down to the main road and ended in front of the horspital. The whorse asked the figured why it was running from him and the figure answered, “I’m not running, I’m leading.” “To what?” replied the whorse. “To all these savings at Old Neighvy next to the horspital!” The little whorse just stared at the figure, unsure how to answer. He was sad that this wasn’t a grand adventure, but an elaborate sales pitch. The figure, growing uncomfortable with the silence, looking good in that sweater, asked “Why the long face?”

Then a comet hit the horse planet and everyone died. They were dead.

FIN

New to FNF? Read this! Each week, a bunch of us Dtoiders get together to play videogames online! It’s a 100% community-run event, so feel free to join in or even host something yourself!

The planning for FNF starts in the forums, where community members sign up to host matches and post their pertinent details (game, time, Gamertag, etc.). Then, every Friday, reminder posts go up in the community blogs thanks to a dedicated group of volunteers, and I recap it all here on the front page to give it a bit more exposure.

To join in, simply send a friend request to the match host! If you’d rather host something yourself, sound off in the comments section below!

Tonight’s Streamers: Add yourself in the comments if you are streaming! All games marked with * below, will be streamed. Click on the game title to be taken to the respective channel.

Here’s the up-to-date Streamtoid schedule. Wanna join in the fun? Send us an email!

Tonight’s Games:

Check the XBOX FNF blog for more info!

Tonight’s Games:

  • Virtua Fighter 5: Final Ho-down (PS3)
    Host: Banananers (PSN: Nanashi707)
    Time: 3pm PST | 6pm EST
  • Driveclub  (PS4)
    Host: Mr. Kimball (Former Det. John?) (PSN: Nanashi707)
    Time: 4pm PST | 7pm EST
  • Rocket League (PS4)
    Host: Mr. Haney (PSN: Nanashi707)
    Time: 6pm PST | 9pm EST
  • Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare (PS4)
    Host: Thundercock (PSN: Nanashi707)
    Time: 7pm PST | 10pm EST
  • Payday 2: The Version That Works Edition (PS4)
    Host: TheDefibrillator (PSN: ThDefenestrator)
    Time: 8pm PST | 11pm EST
  • The Last of Us: Remastered (PS4)
    Host: Darren Nakamura (Not the tower from Die Hard) (PSN: Dexter345)
    Time: 8pm PST | 11pm EST

    Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!

    Tonight’s Games:

    • My Little Pony? More Like My Little Boney!
      Host: Cumburst Sundontshine
      Time: DO EEEEET!

    Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!

    Tonight’s Games:

    • Strider Got Engaged!
      Host: He’ll be Happy (NID: StriderHoang)
      Time: For probably the next 5 years, then divorce.

    Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!

    Tonight’s Games:

    • Inappropriate Dancing With Kids!
      Host: Smurfee McGee (NID: 4828-3774-2570)
      Time: 7pm PST | 10pm EST

    Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!

    Tonight’s Games:

    • Team Fortress 2 (Early Game)
      Server: 68.232.163.42:27015
      Time: 5pm PST | 8pm EST
    • Team Fortress 2 (Late Game)
      Server: 68.232.163.42:27015
      Time 9pm PST | 12am EST
    • Getting Drunk With Phil!
      Host: My floor (Steam: Mmmm tamales)
      Time 12am PST | 3am EST

       

      Check out the PC FNF Blog for more info!

      Free this weekend? Why not sign up to host something for Weekend Warriors?! It’s like Friday Night Fights all weekend long! Sign up in the comments or Forum thread if you’re interested!

      Saturday:

      •  Sign up to host in the comments below!

      Sunday:

      •  Sign up to host in the comments below!

      Check out the Weekend Warriors thread for more info!

      Mike Martin