Escalator Pitch: Ska Studios talked me into a cat cafe timeshare

The most adorable mis-investment

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I have proven time and time again that when I have money, I do dumb things. I think that Ska Studios knew that this, combined with my strong affection for kittens, made me an easy target.

Looking back, they probably couldn’t wait to get on that escalator with me. One weekend a year for $50,000? Seemed like a good idea at the time. I think the change in altitude messed with my head. I wasn’t thinking clearly.

Straight up: I was swindled by the Silvas, wasn’t I?


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