E3: Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012 coming in 2011

I’m currently watching the Ubisoft E3 press conference, and ever since Mr Caffine showed up, it’s turned into some sort of mind bending, nightmarish twilight zone. I’m not sure where I am or what I’m doing. That’s why I can’t way with 100% confidence that what I think I’m reading is accurate.

Still, it’s my job to report. According to what my brain believes to be true about my external reality, the next game in Ubisoft’s Kinect focused fitness series, Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012 is coming out in November 2011. I know that doesn’t make any sense, but I’m not sure that anything does anymore.

Please Mr. Caffeine, don’t hurt me again.

Jonathan Holmes
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes