E3: Ubisoft’s press conference gave critics ‘girl wood’

Voodoo boobs, zombies, and a game that perfectly conveys what it’s like to do ectascy while shooting at people on a remote African island (I should know): There was a lot to talk about at Ubisoft’s surprisingly solid press conference.

Here’s what Destructoid staff, community, and other critics said about today’s show. Warning: girl wood incoming!

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