What to expect when you’re expecting
Lord on a skateboard, E3 2015: Redemption is here to wash away industry sins with a waterfall of hype airdropped upon the unwashed masses. It tastes of Mountain Dew and will not make you clean.
So many questions will be answered. What’s the new Platinum game? Will The Last Guardian be there? Is “Familiar” the best song on Surf? Which Spice Girl goes best with baccala? How does Jordan want his eggs cooked each morning? Why won’t Sony give me Gravity Rush 2?
You can follow along with E3 on this page, on the homepage, @Destructoid, or give me your phone number and I’ll text you updates. We’ve got nearly a dozen folks from Destructoid visiting horrible Los Angeles to address these burning inquiries. Some of these will be answered in “press conferences” that begin this Sunday, days before the E3 show floor opens. These are those press conferences.
SUNDAY, JUNE 14
Bethesda @ 7:00PM PDT
(Doom 4, more Fallout 4, maybe some BattleCry stuff, surprise Dishonored 2?!)
MONDAY, JUNE 15
Microsoft @ 9:30AM PDT
Twitch stream, stream from your Xbox console, or watch on cable television
Electronic Arts @ 1:00PM PDT
Ubisoft @ 3:00PM PDT
(Female erections, Assassin’s Creed: Dumb Hat Version, maybe The Division is real now, more Rainbow Six, possibly hints for next year’s likely Far Cry 5 or a Watch Dogs follow up)
(Definitely The Last Guardian, Rockstar’s Agent, and a Final Fantasy VII remake, all three of which will be announced that they have been added to the PSN during the stream; also real things like Uncharted 4, Tearaway Unfolded, Street Fighter V, and please, please, please Gravity Rush 2)
TUESDAY, JUNE 16
(No Final Fantasy XV until gamescom, Deus Ex: Mick Foley Divided, Just Cause 3, maybe Star Ocean and Hitman)
PC Gaming Show @ 5:00PM PDT
(AMD, Devolver, Fullbright, Microsoft, Square, Cliffy B; this show’s new, not entirely sure what to expect, but does promise “new game reveals,” likely the last ones of the week)