Destroy All Humans starts its intergalactic murder spree in late July


The revolution will not be televised, but the invasion will be a video game. In exactly three months, Crypto begins his mission to overthrow all of humanity. Cow-er in fear.

THQ Nordic has the course plotted and its laser beams trained on a specific date: July 28, 2020. That’s when Destroy All Humans blasts off on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. It’s $30 on PC and $40 on consoles.

We were shown Destroy All Humans at E3 last year and we liked what we saw. This remake of the 2005 PS2/Xbox-era game preserves most everything about the original (like the story and voice acting) but everything explodes prettier. That’s of paramount important when the objective is to murder and annihilate all those pesky humans.

That’s not the only Destroy All Humans news for today. There’s also a $400 limited edition that comes with a 23-inch tall Crypto figurine. There are people who will drop $400 on a Destroy All Humans statue, and that’s precisely why humanity needs to be destroyed.

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