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You have to love Tecmo and its beautifully shameless commitment to the objectification of women. Dead or Alive Paradise is a collection of minigames and relationship simulations featuring the bikini-clad girls of the Dead or Alive universe. Huge wobbly busters and thong-covered arses are the order of the day, and the game’s box set only punctuates this truth. 

Paradise has been given the Japanese release date of April 2, 2010 and one of the games three (!) editions will ship with a somewhat erotic Kasumi statue, along with Kasumi box cover, soundtrack, and “secret” photo album. You can get a cheaper box set without the statue, or simply obtain a regular copy of the game. 

Yeah, utterly shameless. You have to kind of respect that.

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