Contest: This log has your name on it – literally – and a Steam key for Log Jammers

Yes, we’re giving away an actual log

In today’s contest we’re giving away a log. A piece of wood. And also Log Jammers for Steam.

Few websites have the guts to give away real, tangible prizes. Fewer still have the fortitude to go out of their way to host contests featuring exclusive, one-of-a-kind items you can’t get anywhere else. And let’s face it — only one website has the courage to give away a log.

Destructoid is that website.

Mega Cat Studios’ latest creation, Log Jammers, is hitting Early Access. And as we’re wont to do, we’re giving away a key so you can check it out. We’re also giving away a log with your name and said key engraved into it, so you can be the lumberiest jack who’s ever lived.

Originally released as a fully-fledged NES game, Log Jammers has spent the last two years being reimagined into a modern experience. Now your esports dreams of throwing axes at a zombified bear as a pissed off lumberjack while balancing on logs in an attempt to reach a high score are finally coming true! Look at these game features:

  • Frenetic Arcade Action — Easy to learn but hard to master, dive right in for a casual competition or go deep to have the sharpest ax in town
  • Solo Tournament Mode — Battle through the Log Jam in single-player mode
  • Online and Local Multiplayer — Throw axes at friends or throw axes at strangers
  • Timber Beasts with Unique Abilities and Stats — Choose from a zany cast of 8 characters to match your playstyle
  • Multi-Species Cheerleader Mode — A new spin on the pong ruleset where you have to defend your cheerleaders
  • Lumberjack Trash Talk — Each character has a story and a personality
  • Mayonnaise — It’s mayonnaise. Good for sandwiches and also running for office

The game sounds great, yeah? Well guess what, lumberjackass — you’re also getting some wood with this one.

Log Jammers PC Steam contest win a log

That’s right, that’s a literal log, emblazoned with both your Steam key and your stinkin’ name. Give a man a wood and he’ll jack for a day; but if you teach a man to wood, he’ll jack for many days to come. The power is yours.

To enter to win, use the widget below to leave your name and email address. You can enter daily. Click around in that bad boy for ways to earn bonus entries to increase your odds of winning.

We’ve got one woody prize to give away; our winner will be drawn Friday, May 29. As this is a certified piece of US Log, you’ll need a United States shipping address in order to win.

Log Jammers hits Early Access May 25th with a full release and console versions planned for later this year.

Contest: This log has your name on it – literally – and a Steam key for Log Jammers

Wes Tacos
Contest Baboon, part-time Mod, full-time dick joke specialist. Destructoid's official Hot Biscuits. I've personally backed exactly one KickStarter/crowdfunding project: Sony's PlayStation, by Dtoid community member darrenhupke.