#81 – The dragon becomes me!
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TRUTH: semen travels at an average of 28 miles per hours.
LOL: and here I thought submarines move faster than that.
WUT?: is there a word for reverse innuendos?
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Dreamweaver: Good thing it’s a galaxy far, far away.
Dreamweaver: I’d rather play “Five Nights at Freddy’s Sister”.
Dreamweaver: Why don’t they just fuck already?
Dreamweaver: Yep, that sounds like NeoGAF.
Dreamweaver: We’re all semen creators (women give birth to men too!).
Dreamweaver: Ay dios mio!
Dreamweaver: That’s also why nasty hookers are still in the market.
Dreamweaver: Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
Dreamweaver: XCOMe on.
Dreamweaver: I hate every single one of you. Especially you.
Dreamweaver: I think it just got gay in here.
Dreamweaver: No, E’s look like blocky boobs from the side. M’s look like point boobs seen from above.
Dreamweaver: Not me. 🙁
From Review: Xbox One S
Dreamweaver: The car is the hero we deserve, but can’t afford right now.
From Review: Abzu
Dreamweaver: I abzulutely hate you.
And I stole your pun.
Dreamweaver: Because they had to PokeGo to another state.
Dreamweaver: Who the hell is that guy, and why isn’t my face on the bill?
Actually, nevermind. I’m worth more than that anyway.
Dreamweaver: Carter got harder.
Dreamweaver: She could shove a baton up my baton.
Dreamweaver: One of these days, that joke’s going to get old.
But not today.
Dreamweaver: I found out the hard way that no retail stores in America sells Gal Gun: Double Peace, even GameStop.
What are we, some pansy country like Germany?
Dreamweaver: Looks like my odds of not getting laid as I grow older.
Dreamweaver: I thought we were the demons?
Dreamweaver: I don’t get it, so that must mean it’s a work of art.
Dreamweaver: No, you are wrong. It’s DSiWare shop, but I can see how you can get that confused.
Looks like he needs a DSeyewear shop, am I right?
Dreamweaver: What you gonna do now!?
(I hope he opens the can. I always wanted to see what canned industrial strength whup ass looks like.)
Dreamweaver: It was infested with werewolves.
Dreamweaver: The violent version of Peewee’s Playhouse.
Dreamweaver: It’s still not a Moltres, but at least it’s dinner.
Dreamweaver: I’d shove it into a woman’s vagina so we can have glow-in-the-dark sex.
From Nekro’s Quickpost
Dreamweaver: 7/10 – Too much Nekro, not enough Dreamweaver.
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