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Why do I hear explosions!? Did the cops find my highly illegal brothel and are bombarding the place? YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Oh, wait, were those just fireworks? Eh, it’s an honest mistake. Still, I wonder why people are firing them all of a sudden… Is it because today’s the 50th week of Comments of the Week? Why, it must be! After all, it isn’t like it’s New Years or anything!
That’s right! There are officially 50 weeks-worth of the revived community showcase, Comments of the Week, and it’s all thanks to the fine folks over at Destructoid! Seriously, give yourselves a hand. I couldn’t have done it without YOU.
Well, I COULD, but then that would make me seem like a narcissist. After all, this is where I go out and find all the best comments that’s been said over the week so community members who can’t be everywhere at once — lazy ass bums! — can all get together and laugh at each other behind their backs! As always, comments are compiled and categorized into three separate sections:
TRUTH: In Stonehaven, Scotland, people celebrate New Years by parading the streets with giant balls of fire.
LOL: I’m not talking about their testicles!
WUT?: But ladies, feel free to talk about mine! 😛
Anyway, if you missed last week’s Comments of the Week, where I lament the fact that Santa is going to be gone for another year, then check out my unbridled rage right here!
Dreamweaver: You can’t argue with that kind of logic!
Dreamweaver: HE HAS SPOKEN!
Dreamweaver: Sounds like someone… is going to have a bad time.
Dreamweaver: He’s so good, I already took my pants off!
Dreamweaver: I can confirm. Not Quina.
Dreamweaver: Could be worse. It could be a Vita.
Dreamweaver: It’s true, he did say that.
Dreamweaver: Just fuck them in the bathroom like normal people!
Dreamweaver: Go on…
Dreamweaver: I can literally hear the rimshot.
Dreamweaver: Shots fired! No, wait, that’s the damn fireworks again.
Dreamweaver: Everyone knows only the hardest of gangsters play Pokemon!
Dreamweaver: Not those kinds of sausages! Pervert.
Dreamweaver: No, but Squid in a Box is making Waves 2. :3
From Solid dad joke
Dreamweaver: A dad making a “your mom” joke to his own daughter… now I’ve seen everything.
From GODDAMNIT, DOGMEAT
Dreamweaver: So, a promotion? 😛
Dreamweaver: These are not the boobies I’m looking for.
Dreamweaver: Cant tell which is funnier: the story, or that he calls Jesus “The dude.”
Dreamweaver: Well, he can’t be THAT miserable. 😛
Dreamweaver: I, too, agree with Conversationstarter.
Dreamweaver: “Shovel ware?”
I think it’s in the shed. *rimshot*
Dreamweaver: Don’t you mean don’t “blow” this for me? :3
Dreamweaver: I still have to wait like 53 seconds. 🙁
Dreamweaver: This is why Kyle can’t have nice things!
Dreamweaver: He never did answer my question.
Dreamweaver: IT’S ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW.
Dreamweaver: Doesn’t everyone?
Dreamweaver: …Is she inviting me in?
Dreamweaver: When is it NOT?
Dreamweaver: Whatever happened to It’s About to Get Gay in Here, he once was the boss
I swear to my Goddess that I had all his blogs on my Topsauce
Dreamweaver: Clearly, his parents are so much more cooler than ours.
Except Xeo’s daughter. Her dad tells “your mom” jokes.
Dreamweaver: Did he? 😛
Dreamweaver: I checked out a hot girl’s ass AND got punched in the face by her? This year’s already getting off to a good start!
Well, that’s it for this edition! I hope you enjoyed yourself, I hope you laughed a couple of times, and I hope you will be thinking of me the very next time you fap. If I don’t sneeze, then you clearly weren’t saying my name loud enough!