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Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is the community showcase where your lovely host, Dreamweaver, gathers up all the comments said by the wonderful members of Destructoid! How does he manage to be everywhere at once? Well, that’s my little secret.
And it ain’t the only one, if you know what I’m saying. 😛
Anyway, if you were out and about this week, or you simply want to remember all of the kooky things that went down these past days, then look no further!
Oh, wait, the comments aren’t at the top of the blog. Okay, you may have to look a little further! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: Destructoid being down on Saturday was like the apocalypse I never knew would be so HORRIBLE!
LOL: If it ever happens again, tell all my waifus that I love her more than the others!
WUT?: But also tell them to come to the funeral at separate times.
If you missed out last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, then you frickin’ missed the 50th edition. Wow, sucks to be you! You missed, like, the biggest orgy ever. I don’t know how we can be friends after this. 🙁
Dreamweaver: These are the type of people the dragons usually eat first.
Also, 2017 is the same year giant bugs will roam the planet, and the Earth Defense Force will dispatch to save us all.
Dreamweaver: All abroad the (white) gravy train!
Dreamweaver: That’s the exact same thing a hooker once said to me.
Dreamweaver: My computer was “with it” once! And then they changed what “it” was! And now what I’m with isn’t “it” and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me! And it’ll happen to you!
Dreamweaver: I come to Destructoid to get horny, not hungry, dammit!
Dreamweaver: Notice how Jed is suspiciously silent towards this question…
Dreamweaver: In her defense, it wasn’t white when she let me did her laundry last night.
Dreamweaver: If he has two Cox, how does he decide which one goes into which hole?
Dreamweaver: Just like Tupac!
Except he’s white, so there’s a chance people will think they saw him.
Dreamweaver: A perfectly acceptable response.
Dreamweaver: More like Sony acknowledges the PSP more than the Vita. 😛
Dreamweaver: The trick is to stuff your face with as many of them as you can!
Dreamweaver: I guess you could say it’s… more than meets the eye? :3
Dreamweaver: That’s what he’s counting on!
Dreamweaver: There’s always time. :3
Dreamweaver: Directions unclear. Got dick stuck in Taiwan.
Dreamweaver: That’s how Carter sneaks them across the border.
Dreamweaver: And I won’t know what your butt looks like after you shove Bowser up there, either!
Dreamweaver: At least his last words were appropriate to the situation.
Dreamweaver: I feel that way after shoving things up my butt too!
Dreamweaver: You can’t argue with that kind of logic!
Dreamweaver: If I wanted to waste weeks of my life that I’ll never get back, I’ll knock up a hooker.
Dreamweaver: Finally, the prayers to my zipper-related problems have been answered!
Dreamweaver: WAS IT REALLY WILLIAM DEFOE SHE WAS SAVING US FROM?
Dreamweaver: Do they necessarily have to be in that order?
Dreamweaver: The closest you’ll get to bestiality in CotW.
Dreamweaver: Plot twist: the cock is his mom.
Dreamweaver: Porn problems: my penis is too short for me to kiss, but no one would do it for me. 🙁
Dreamweaver: Looks like a… tight fit.
Dreamweaver: …I’m cool with that. Do you still have that link?
Dreamweaver: Is this is the last we’ll see of Isay Isay? Will yet another person be banned? How does Occams make his penis talk? Tune in to the next Comments of the Week for quite possibly NONE of these answers! Same Destructoid website, same Destructoid time!