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Welcome back to Comments of the Week, and I’m your host, Dreamweaver! Comments of the Week is a series where I showcase a bunch of comments I enjoyed reading throughout the week to share with the community who might’ve missed them with the other personal matters in their lives!
Being up for display is a great honor, as not only are you singled out, but you also get a second chance to shine to the people who might’ve missed your comments the first time around!
As always, comments will be placed under these fine categories:
TRUTH: because the truth hurts.
LOL: because rolling on the floor is painful.
WUT?: because you’ll never find out which is worse: getting kicked in the nuts or childbirth.
Huh, now I’m curious: which is worse? Because I know you got an entire body coming out of your vagina. But come on, being kicked in the nuts is like me squeezing your uterus like a dog’s chew toy; it hurts! Once, I got kicked down there so hard that I literally dropped to the floor and I felt like I was going to throw up.
Out of my mouth. Not my penis.
Where was I? Oh, right, Comments of the Week. Let’s get started!
Dreamweaver: I always knew those pickled gherkins taste of pure evil…
Dreamweaver: It’s not the length that matters, it’s whether or not you enjoy it. Oh, that also applies to games.
Dreamweaver: Just because it’s free doesn’t excuse it. Garbage is free and back then you could even get cash for recycling.
Dreamweaver: That’s cold… William.
Dreamweaver: It has to be made first before it can be lost.
Dreamweaver: Guess he’s not the “weakest” Link after all…
Dreamweaver: Plot twist: The Last Guardian is the little boy and the the last human on Earth.
Dreamweaver: Best endorsements you can get for any website.
Dreamweaver: Who would’ve Gex’ed?
Dreamweaver: Scares pedophiles more than the Predator.
Dreamweaver: He really is.
Dreamweaver: If you need tips on how not to get screwed over by microtransactions, then the game probably isn’t worth playing.
Dreamweaver: Ouya? Ooh rah!
Dreamweaver: I’ve heard that joke before but I really got a kick out of the execution!
Dreamweaver: That’s just hilarious man.
Dreamweaver: But still arousing.
Dreamweaver: He’s got 99 things in that bag but a gun ain’t one.
Dreamweaver: I would love to come on that ride.
Dreamweaver: I love that his avatar is still giving a thumbs up.
Dreamweaver: By feeding them Mike and Ikes?
Dreamweaver: Returning to the store real soon.
Dreamweaver: Them wordplays!
Dreamweaver: Well, now I’m disappointed.
Dreamweaver: And still come up short, judging by how much amiibo go for.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, science!
Dreamweaver: The nightmare’s never over.
Dreamweaver: Selling pitchforks here!
Dreamweaver: Only one response to this.
Dreamweaver: Gajknight has to answer to life.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, the art of ass kicking!
Dreamweaver: I would love to see this happen!
Dreamweaver: Show of hands, who did?
Dreamweaver: We have our own smut peddler who draws his own Rule 34.
Dreamweaver: What about the actual questions that matter, like how big his cock is?
Dreamweaver: What a surprise. We’re all so very shocked.
Alright, then, that’s it for this edition! I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves! As always, suggestions will be read and appreciated, and we’ll shoot for another episode next week! Remember, I can’t do this without YOU!
No, seriously, I can’t: it’s YOUR comments (and occasionally mine, because I’m conceited like that) that makes up this feature, so don’t be shy!