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Welcome back to Comments of the Week! I’m your awesome host, Dreamweaver, here to bring you the latest and greatest comments to pop up in Destructoid this past week. So whether you’ve been away and couldn’t be here to hear these comments yourself, or you simply want to remember all of the funny things that happened because you have short-term memory, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: in 1921, the first fast food restaurant to open sold burgers for five cents.
LOL: that won’t even get you a french fry nowadays!
WUT?: it might get a woman to spit on you though.
If you missed last week’s arousing round of Comments of the Week, then you’re probably starving for some crazy comments, am I right? Then sit down and take a big ol’ heaping spoonful right here!
Dreamweaver: Someone shoots you with a shotgun.
You just can’t see it because you’re wearing the VR headset.
Dreamweaver: I overwatched what you did there.
Dreamweaver: StarPlatinum? You deserve that name!
Dreamweaver: You don’t know him, maybe he buys Forza Motorsport 6 DLC!
Dreamweaver: Couch cushions are total sluts.
Dreamweaver: Why is real fucking Nioh?
Dreamweaver: Occams isn’t going to do your dirty work, Perro!
From Review: Severed
Dreamweaver: Is it hot in here? Because someone got burned by the Furniss.
Dreamweaver: Dreamweaver: Blood Dragon.
I likes that.
Dreamweaver: If the game was released 10 years ago, is it still “Modern” Warfare?
Dreamweaver: Steel Squirrel… nemesis of Solid Snake.
Dreamweaver: So that’s why they invented tea time.
Dreamweaver: Bitches loves houses.
Dreamweaver: Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact…
Dreamweaver: Good thing he’s not an exterminator.
Dreamweaver: If the thief was cosplaying as Drake, I’d lose my mind.
Dreamweaver: Like I said earlier, that would not get you a french fry.
But it might get two women to spit on you.
Dreamweaver: Don’t you mean “had you cumming?”
Look at his username.
Dreamweaver: Why is everyone coming!?
Dreamweaver: Funny, I have a voice in my head that says that all the time.
Dreamweaver: What if you don’t?
Dreamweaver: Was this kinky or what?
Dreamweaver: Boss? Boss? BOSSSSSSSSS!?
Dreamweaver: You’re sick by association.
Dreamweaver: I hope my girlfriend gives me Abuse for my birthday.
Dreamweaver: The mirror matches the furniture.
Dreamweaver: Are bears resistant to nipple twists? Let’s ask Jed when he’s not, you know, backhanding VR reps.
Dreamweaver: I still vote that Destructoid does the next April Fools breaking out in song for every article.
Dreamweaver: So… family discount?
Dreamweaver: …Your guess is as good as mine.
And that’s it for this edition, folks! Remember guys, if you see a comment you think is deserving of being on Comments of the Week — GajKnight, I KNOW you saw that conversation with Zack and a spider, you boy of the week! — then don’t be afraid to hit me up!
And if you’re a woman, don’t be afraid to just hit me.