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Comments of the Week - Take a load off!


It's that time again! Everyone gather around, as Dreamweaver spins you a tale of war and peace, sins and redemption, and love and lost.

Nah, I'm just kidding. It's time for Comments of the Week! Wait, you don't know what it is? This is the hottest community showcase where fellow commenters, maybe even you, get their moment to shine. Throughout the week, yours truly has been scouting out the best comments the community has to spit out, all collected right here in this nasty jar! So whether you've been on the go and couldn't slow down to read them when they appeared, or you just want to relive all of the wacky happenings again, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories for easy organization:

TRUTH: assuming you keep them in a normal environment, condoms can last up to four years.

LOL: we got a word for someone who has a condom but never used it for four years.

WUT?: awesome.

If you haven't read last week's edition of Comments of the Week, then you were too busy playing Dark Souls III, am I right? Well, if you still haven't beaten that jerk Pontiff, then why not take a breather and laugh before getting killed over and over again? 


From What is the silliest ability you've had to unlock in a game?

Dreamweaver: What's next, we need to teach fish how to swim?

From 'We're not a publisher' GameStop publishing three more games, creates publishing label

Dreamweaver: Funny, this is exactly how I feel about GameStop employees in general.

But less kawaii.

From Bandai Namco: Dark Souls III 'fastest selling title in American branch's history'

Dreamweaver: Chris Carter's into some kinky stuff.

From Here's every encounter in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, because why not?

Dreamweaver: Hey, Nintendo is family friendly company! That includes the perverted ones as well.

From Dead or Alive 5 gets another absurd $93 costume pass

Dreamweaver: For $100, I can get someone to play with my Little Caesar.

He likes to Rome.

From Lichdom: Battlemage is out this week on consoles for $48 more than the PC version

Dreamweaver: Scarlett and Chase Dangerfield? That's TOO fucking awesome!

Dammit, I DEMAND you go back and make them kiss!

From Is Persona 5's release date incoming? Suspicious countdown arrives

Dreamweaver: Just like this hooker I keep seeing.

From The VLC Media Player is coming to Xbox

Dreamweaver: That's how we make more amateur porn.

From Amilia St. John responds to her father's 'horrific toddler meltdown'

Dreamweaver: Orange you glad she did that?

Dreamweaver: Now let's team up and make fun of Donald Trump!


From Dark Souls III patch 'adjusts' Greatswords, provides several fixes

Dreamweaver: I mean, come on, learn your English!

From Shantae and the Pirate's Curse leaps to PS4 this week

Dreamweaver: Do we know for sure she's a woman?

From Red Dead Redemption 2 is huge, looks like a prequel story

Dreamweaver: This is what we call a "Gaj-good-knight!"

From A non-hipster walking simulator for Cliff Bleszinski

Dreamweaver: Cliffy B? Mo' like Edgy C!

From MLG and Valve could do more to get women interested in Counter-Strike

Dreamweaver: Should've been a sunny side up detective instead.

From Metroid Prime: Federation Force is out August 19

Dreamweaver: Should've applied penis pressure instead.

From The Witcher 3's Blood & Wine DLC looks dreamy

Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true!

From Atlus brings the Performa in latest Tokyo Mirage Sessions trailer

Dreamweaver: I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually the name of another JRPG.

From VR gave me pink eye at PAX

Dreamweaver: Unless they say "another settlement needs your help."

Then we judge them HARD.

From #Icarus is the new #Darksiders2

Dreamweaver: Chris walked right into that one.

Dreamweaver: We're never letting #darksiders2 go, will we?


From No ifs, ands, or butts: Heroes of the Storm's Tracer is a beast

Dreamweaver: Tracer's got length, but Chun-Li has girth.

From If you have O2 Priority you could be playing Gears of Wars 4 right now

Dreamweaver: The crickets are possessed by ghosts!

From Hoop there it is: Rocket League's new 'Hoops' mode is coming soon

Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus! Speak the president's English!

From When you're just here so you don't get fined

Dreamweaver: Should've walked like you were a meat suit instead.

From Cliffy B's LawBreakers has potential, but I wonder about its mass appeal

Dreamweaver: Sounds like a low budget documentary.

From Pour one out, Tekken X Street Fighter is no longer under development

Dreamweaver: Where'd the other half go?

Dreamweaver: Looks like Street Fighter V needs to take Halo 3's tagline and "Finish the Fight."

From I got my dick destroyed in Outlast 2

Dreamweaver: But I beat my dick constantly...

From God Eater remake, sequel get release dates

Dreamweaver: ...Then what have I've been doing for 65 weeks?

And that's it for this edition! I'd wish you the best of luck, but no one knows how to read, so I guess... Well, there's no point saying anything else, now, is there?

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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